R.I.P.

13 May 2009 at 6:36 pm | In The vanishing point | 99 Comments
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I don’t remember exactly why I started blogging, but I imagine at the time I thought it would be a learning experience or something similarly high-minded.

I suppose in a way it has been, because I did learn at least one thing – i.e. that the surest way to draw the lurkers out of hiding is to write about bowel movements. In the more traditional forms of media, sex may sell, but when it comes to blogging, scatological ponderings attract responses like coiled nutty things draw disease-carrying insects. Hmm… the expression might need a bit of work. Something punchier, like, “If it’s brown, write it down” – actually, that’s not too bad.

At face value, this may seem odd, but peculiarity, like beauty, is very much in the mind of the beholder. If one can judge a society by the gods it worships, then it would appear that we (and by “we”, I mean e-society) worship the Almighty Turd. In hindsight, this should be pretty obvious: there’s a terrifying amount of shit online.

This blog has existed in one form or another since the beginning of 2005, which makes it a veritable Methuselah among its peers. In that time, I have witnessed the emergence and subsequent demise of many blogs. It is therefore with a certain wistful sadness that I recall the passing of the following – they gave me considerable pleasure while they lasted:

Take care all. It’s been real :mrgreen:

Curses

6 May 2009 at 1:11 pm | In Mechanically minded | 30 Comments
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Well, it looks upside down to ME

A reading from the Book of Cayennetology:

…And the mother of Kyknoord’s child did look upon him with disdain. His contentment was as thorn in her buttock and her stomach was twisted with loathing. She swore unto the Void, “I will strike down this abomination and make him writhe” and it was so. Darkness moved upon the face of Kyknoord and he ground his teeth in frustration…

To echo Olivia’s lament in 12th Night – Will it ever be thus?

My ex and I got divorced more than two and half years ago and yet she still manages to find ways to push my buttons. Man! I can’t seem to find the balance in my interaction with her: I’m either too much of a bastard or not enough of one. Kids, don’t try this at home.

In other, happier news: the reunion with Dolce was superbly pornographic. That is all.

Test pattern

27 April 2009 at 12:19 am | In This be the verse | Comments Off
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They don't mean to, but they do

Creative writing

23 April 2009 at 5:41 pm | In I’ll know it when I see it | 27 Comments
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I love these assignments. The only way I could make less of a contribution to society would be to go into politics

Demockracy

21 April 2009 at 6:29 pm | In Speechless | 22 Comments
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Me too, dude.  Me too
For the benefit of those who may be unfamiliar with Safrican politics, our Mr Zuma believes the ANC will rule until Jesus comes.

That’s pretty harsh on poor ol’ Jebus, wouldn’t you say?

Incidentally, I’m an Anarchist, but the boss doesn’t need to know that. Yet.

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