I label all of my stationary/personal items with my name. When they go missing I wander around people’s desk and if I see my stuff I tut really loudly and pick it up – even if they’re still using it.
Use an embarassing mug – logo item from “The National Man-Boy Love Association”, “Interspecies Erotica, Unlimited”, or “Promise Keepers”. Should cut down on muggings….
sounds like a klep-tea-maniac.
ahahaha, ahahaha, ahaha.ha.
Comment by betenoir — 27 March 2008 #
betenoir: *snort* I was mugged.
Comment by kyknoord — 27 March 2008 #
urolagnia is the way to go
Comment by nursemyra — 27 March 2008 #
I label all of my stationary/personal items with my name. When they go missing I wander around people’s desk and if I see my stuff I tut really loudly and pick it up – even if they’re still using it.
I’m a nice person. Really.
Comment by The Divine Miss M — 27 March 2008 #
Use an embarassing mug – logo item from “The National Man-Boy Love Association”, “Interspecies Erotica, Unlimited”, or “Promise Keepers”. Should cut down on muggings….
Comment by daisyfae — 27 March 2008 #
nursemyra: Are you taking the piss?
miss M: I do the same with my pants.
daisyfae: I’ll just head over to your Cafepress page, shall I?
Comment by kyknoord — 27 March 2008 #
Sounds like a tea-total (waste of boss) to me.
Comment by Sheena — 27 March 2008 #
Atomic wedgie is all that is running through my mind.
Comment by The Divine Miss M — 27 March 2008 #
I’m thinking another teabag might be more satisfying.
Comment by Uncle Keith — 27 March 2008 #
Mmmmm….. “Teabagging”….
Comment by daisyfae — 27 March 2008 #
Just say it! Nuts!
Ah, I feel better.
Teabag = Nutbag?
Go figger . . .
~m
Comment by ~m — 28 March 2008 #
sheena: The owls are not what they seem.
miss M: And I have a Kylie song on infinite loop in mine. Wanna swap?
uncle keith: Are you volunteering to be the teabagee?
daisy: What, you too?
~m: I have a “Warning: contains nuts” tattoo.
Comment by kyknoord — 28 March 2008 #
Coupla drops of Brooklax should sort that out.
Comment by dolceii — 30 March 2008 #
oh lordy i hate when that happens!
Comment by angel — 1 April 2008 #