I keep looking for the hidden camera

29 April 2008 at 8:40 am | In Plausible deniability | 23 Comments
Tags:

I can’t quite shake this niggling suspicion that he’s doing this deliberately

The advancement of Literature suffers another blow

24 April 2008 at 8:30 am | In Tappity tap tap | 19 Comments
Tags:

Perhaps I need to start small with a cardboard box and a cat...

It’s a lot harder than it looks

22 April 2008 at 8:00 am | In Have some Madeira | 33 Comments
Tags:

It’s been a long time since I last wrote in full sentences. Even sure I remember how, I am not.

Of course, occasionally there are incidents that are nigh impossible to fit into the usual three-panel format, so perhaps a compromise is called for? Perhaps not, but I have nonetheless decided to bow to the mounting pressure+ and make an exception++

By Request
A play in three acts by K.N. Pepper

Act I

Scene: A doorway

SHE (casually) So – would you like to come in for some tea?
HE: Uh – sure. Why not?

curtain

Act II

Scene: A lounge. HE and SHE are sitting on a couch, each holding a cup

SHE: How is your tea?
HE: It’s good.

curtain

Act III

Scene: A bedroom

SHE (vaguely incredulous): So how exactly did we end up here, naked?
HE: It was really good tea. Again?

curtain

Needless to say, I am not a gentleman+++. Hur hur hur.

+ Happy now? You all know who you are!
++ Although to be honest, it isn’t exactly a massive departure from the cartoon, is it?
+++ Especially since this may be a work of fiction

Watch me soar. Or not.

18 April 2008 at 8:06 am | In I KILL YOU NOW | 22 Comments
Tags:

This is like some sicko adaptation of ‘Build me up Buttercup’
Incidentally, my nova-like talent is featured this week on A Column Inch. So to all my detractors who have insinuated that I am a lazy git, I say poo to you with knobs on!

The next one’s going to be in iambic pentameter

16 April 2008 at 7:47 am | In Poetic injustice | 19 Comments
Tags: ,

‘Small’ is such an amusingly relative term, isn’t it?

Next Page »

Blog at WordPress.com. | Theme: Pool by Borja Fernandez.
Entries and comments feeds.