It’s not rocket science – oh, wait…
12 May 2008 at 9:18 am | In Any more stupid questions? | 26 CommentsTags: Comic, Science
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Stephen Hawking on tour? Are there backstage groupies? Does he point out hot chicks in the audience for backstage passes? Anyone choking on their own plasma after the show?
Comment by daisyfae — 12 May 2008 #
what fun to be had on a sunday night…
Comment by Stef — 12 May 2008 #
goddamn it. now I’m gonna have that whitney houston song in my head all night
Comment by nursemyra — 12 May 2008 #
daisy: If there were any groupies, they were hidden behind the big, burly bodyguards. And the smarmy host.
stef: And on a one-horse open sleigh.
nursemyra: You’re lucky. I have a piece of two-by-four wedged in mine (courtesy of the big, burly bodyguards).
Comment by kyknoord — 12 May 2008 #
It would be okay for Whitney to sing only if Stephen ‘danced’ along with the music on his wheelchair – - wheelies, spins…ooo, the excitement then!
Comment by thegnukid — 12 May 2008 #
Maybe Whitney was making out with one of the bodyguards backstage? Double bonus for her; you can get damn good Swazi in Cape Town these days, so I’m told.
Comment by Dolce — 12 May 2008 #
Can you imagine how long the evening would have been if Stephen Hawkings presented it?
Comment by anicker — 12 May 2008 #
Damn. I think that Whitney would have been a fantastic host.
She rocks.
Comment by The Divine Miss M — 12 May 2008 #
gnukid: I think it’s safe to assume he would be headed in the opposite direction at best possible speed. He is a genius, after all.
dolce: Dunno. It was rather wet outside – a veritable water world.
anicker: I’d take him over the King of Smarm any day.
miss M: So does my recliner. Not sure if that qualifies it to be emcee at a lecture evening, though.
Comment by kyknoord — 12 May 2008 #
Either way, boyo, the firm is going to make it really hard for him to be an easy rider.
Comment by Dolce — 12 May 2008 #
Steve Hawkings on a Sunday night. Lordy, Kyk, talk about living on the edge ….
Comment by Parenthesis — 12 May 2008 #
Maybe after a bit of crack, Whitney does think that theoretical cosmology is the greatest love of all…big bangs and black holes not withsttnding!
Comment by Revolving Credit — 13 May 2008 #
hhmmm… i’m trying to imagine stephen hawking and whitney on the same stage.
does she share his theories on quantum physics and the trousers of time… or is that mariah?
Comment by angel — 13 May 2008 #
dolce: I don’t even know wher to begin with that.
parenthesis: Jealousy is most unbecoming.
revo: A case of “Houston, we have a problem”?
angel: Please don’t go there.
Comment by kyknoord — 13 May 2008 #
Well at least if Whitney there everyone would have gotten goody bags with free Bobby Brown CDs and an assortment of interesting drugs.
Comment by Mandy de Waal — 13 May 2008 #
…did he show you all the beauty that he possessed inside?
Comment by peas on toast — 13 May 2008 #
You’re just soooo funny kyk.
I think that Whitney rocks just that little bit more than your recliner.
Comment by Miss M — 13 May 2008 #
mandy: So what’s the up side?
peas: They were selling X-ray images, but they were a bit overpriced for me.
miss M: Perhaps, but I’m betting she isn’t quite as comfortable to sit on.
Comment by kyknoord — 13 May 2008 #
Can’t commit to an answer before giving it a test run.
Comment by Miss M — 13 May 2008 #
I think he said ‘I believe zero gravity is my future…’
Comment by beaverboosh — 13 May 2008 #
Did Hawking discuss the experiment I suggested to him, where Whitney Houston is placed in a sealed box with a single subatomic particle. My hyposthesis is that Whitney would exist in a superposition of states, “decayed nucleus/dead Whitney” or “undecayed nucleus/living Whitney”. We would never open the box, because that would change the outcome by measuring it.
Comment by Uncle Keith — 13 May 2008 #
Um. Kyknoord? A free bag.
Comment by Mandy de Waal — 13 May 2008 #
Hey Mands…he gets that everytime you log in…
*runs for cover*
Comment by Dolce — 14 May 2008 #
miss M: I concur. I’ll get my people to set something up.
beaverboosh: Interesting. I could’ve sworn he said something about “a tall, dark stranger”, but I could be wrong.
uncle keith: No, but I’m pretty sure it would have been strongly supported if he had.
mandy: Of course! Handy for taking out trash like Bobby Brown CDs.
dolce: It was nice knowing you.
Comment by kyknoord — 14 May 2008 #
Good.
My Friday won’t be complete without sitting on Whitney Houston.
Comment by The Divine Miss M — 14 May 2008 #
So it was dull and there were no goodie bags – what were you expecting?
Comment by charmskool — 14 May 2008 #