We expected better of you

2 September 2008 at 8:02 am | In The quest for zero defect | 25 Comments
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Wait until you see the revisions I made to your report

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  1. He does sounds like a bit of an annoying fuck-up!

  2. maybe you just need glasses?
    but if you give into that it’s just downhill…
    soon you’ll be using a cane…
    then suspenders…
    and suddenly all the hot chicks at your office will be calling you Oom…

  3. correct response (for next time):
    “you’re totally right. you’re MUCH better at this than I am. you should do it…”

  4. I love the possibly related posts

  5. what was the error? did you draw a dick coming out of someone’s ear?

  6. you could always tell him you did it deliberatly to see if he was reading – and then ask if he found the other mistake you put in there for him to catch?

  7. Ag, next time you’re sharing a urinal, just bulge your eyes a little and then smother a giggle. Followed up with some whispering and silence when he walks into rooms.

  8. if i put tack this up in the break room, do you think my boss will recognize herself in the comic?

  9. scha•den•freu•de (shäd’n-froi’də). n. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

  10. That’s not an error; it’s a future enhancement.

  11. I don’t know which is worse: an error caught by a supervisor, or an error caught by a *much* junior engineer…

  12. You have to draw the line with these people…

  13. Oh, man, I hate these types. Unfortunate to have to work for one. Blech.

  14. stef: That would be an improvement on what they call me now.
    betenoir: He’s too cunning to fall for that. I’ll have to keep on “missing” obvious errors until he becomes too paranoid to let me check stuff.
    rustum: Some real gems this time.
    nursemyra: No, but I’ll save that for next time.
    daisy: Worth a try, but I suspect he knows I don’t have time for that sort of thing.
    dolce: The only drawback to that plan is that I’d have to share a urinal with him. Maybe I could pay someone to do it?
    curlywurlygurly: Unlikely. They never do.
    unbearable banishment: That’s my ex-wife’s middle name.
    uncle keith: And at no extra cost to the project either.
    rob: The junior girls and guys wouldn’t lord it over me at ever single performance appraisal from now on.
    anicker: Oh yes. It’s a fine line.
    robin: In truth I don’t have to work for him. It’s just easier putting up with his crap than lookining for another job.

  15. if *you* were supposed to check it, then why did *he* check it anyway?

  16. c’mon now… he needs some pitiful reason to feel some worth in his sad, wretched life. consider it a ‘good deed’ on your part to make him feel useful.

  17. i just remembered. quest for zero defect. didn’t that used to be the Panasonic slogan-whatsit?

  18. thrills: I don’t know. I’m guessing he needs a hobby.
    gnukid: I always knew I was a kind person.
    thrills II: Yup. Here in the office, we call him Son o’ Panic.

  19. Drawing = creative licence. What could possibly be wrong with that? :lol:

  20. It’s not a proper error until the vendor finds it mate. ‘Cos then you just KNOW it’s going to cost money, even if theoretically it should make things cheaper…

  21. parenthesis: Well, it kind of depends on how important functional plumbing is to you.
    schrödinger’s cat: In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.

  22. Its like the whole world is against him boo hoo

  23. Couldn’t he just fix the mistake by colouring in the drawing?

  24. lilly web: That’s a bit of an exaggeration. It’s only the people who know him who are against him.
    katt: I don’t see why not. I’ll suggest it at the next technical meeting.

  25. Oh, one of those people who are not happy unless they are unhappy. You made his day. How nice of you.


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