The itchy and scratchy show
20 November 2008 at 9:25 pm | In Paperwork can be a real pain | 13 CommentsTags: Comic, Economy, Office, Toilet

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that post is so full of puns, it’s madness.
BOYTP.
Comment by Stephanie of Stopbouncing — 20 November 2008 #
what a bunch of loo-sers management are…
…at least they don’t ask you to re-ply…
Comment by thegnukid — 20 November 2008 #
be thankful they aren’t recycling it. yet.
Comment by daisyfae — 20 November 2008 #
You have to go in a “bog”?
Yeah, the quality of the paper products at my workplace sucks too, but I’m more disturbed by the fact that we have women janitors and when they’re cleaning the men’s room, one has to to the “scissor-leg” walk/hop to another restroom that is, hopefully, available.
Have you tried lotion?
Comment by Rob — 21 November 2008 #
Lucky my dad doesn’t work there. He thinks I’m a Nazi because I buy Scotts. He buys the fluffiest toilet paper he can find. I think it’s ten dollars a roll or something.
Comment by robinaltman — 21 November 2008 #
Celine Dion apparently wrote a song about this very subject. May i never ever quote her again. (mon dieu!).
“Dont think I cant feel theres something wrong
Youve been the sweetest part of my life so long
I look in your eyes, theres a distant light
And you and I know therell be a storm tonight
This is getting serious
Are you thinking bout you or us
(chorus)
Dont say what youre about to say
Look back before you leave my life
Be sure before you close that door
Before you roll those dice
Baby WIPE twice
subtle. i know.
Comment by anicker — 21 November 2008 #
I didn’t expect to see a celine dion reference here
Comment by nursemyra — 21 November 2008 #
stephanie: I put the pun in punishment.
gnukid: That’s just how they roll.
daisy: I dunno, the last batch did seem a little damp…
rob: To be honest, I’d rather bring in my own TP than be seen going into the toilet brandishing a bottle of lotion.
robin: It’s so worth it.
anicker: *sniff* that’s beautiful, man.
nursemyra: Hey, you and me both, but in hindsight (Hah! See what I did there? I was originally planning to say “in retrospect”), it makes perfect sense.
Comment by kyknoord — 21 November 2008 #
Pah! Try squatting over a hole (nhurhur) with your skirt wound up in one hand, and an over-enthusiastic hosepipe in the other. Oooh eerr. That doesn’t sound right. Either way, thank you Thailand, for the scarring experiences.
Comment by Dolce — 22 November 2008 #
Pah! Try squatting over a hole (nhurhur) with your skirt wound up in one hand, and an over-enthusiastic hosepipe in the other. Oooh eerr. That doesn’t sound right. Either way, thank you Thailand, for the scarring experiences.
Comment by Dolce — 22 November 2008 #
Who said that those management reports that get printed and pile up in the cupboard have no use at all??
Might not be dual ply, but is dual purpose.
Normally you’d read it and weep.
Now you can read it and wipe.
Comment by Revolving Credit — 23 November 2008 #
one ply is better than no ply.
Comment by ExMi — 24 November 2008 #
dolce: Is there an echo in here? I know it’s probably very practical, but I don’t think I’d be entirely comfortable touring Thailand in a skirt.
revo: Yup. Gotta do whatever you can to keep the old ISO 14000 certification current.
thrills: Patience. Watch this space.
Comment by kyknoord — 25 November 2008 #