Attention shoppers!
27 November 2008 at 8:19 am | In Bah humbug! | 22 CommentsTags: Blasphemy, Comic, Commercialism, Festive season, FSM, Gifts, Jebus
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all out of myrrh, how bout some good-old-fashioned marijuana?
Comment by ExMi — 27 November 2008 #
…also, he’s settle for a moratorium on all christmas albums, especially by Boney M.
Comment by betenoir — 27 November 2008 #
He’s fibbing. He told me personally that he wants world peace….
Comment by nursemyra — 27 November 2008 #
Jeebus wept.
Comment by Rustum — 27 November 2008 #
Is my birthday soon too.
Gimme presents.
Comment by The Divine Miss M — 27 November 2008 #
thrills: Holy smoke!
betenoir: And Mariah Carey. And Celine Dion. Ah, fuck it – all of them. What you said.
nursemyra: He told me that he actually wants slippers.
rustum: Yes, but that’s because last year he got a menorah.
miss M: Sorry, all I have are futures.
Comment by kyknoord — 27 November 2008 #
shit. i got him a Bart Simpson tie…
Comment by daisyfae — 27 November 2008 #
Every year it’s the same thing! Myrrh! Jesus! You’d think he’d want some M&Ms for a change of pace.
Comment by The Unbearable Banishment — 27 November 2008 #
At first I didn’t think I wanted anything. But now I think I’d like to have a device that zaps internet Trolls. Just key in their IP and **ZAP**! they’re gone.
Comment by Rob — 27 November 2008 #
Jesus is just so self effacing, isn’t he? That’s hot.
Comment by robinaltman — 28 November 2008 #
Myrrh?? Please no one strike me down.. but WTF is that anyhoo?
Can you eat it?
Comment by B — 28 November 2008 #
daisy: At least it wasn’t a Richard Dawkins tie.
unbearable banishment: There’s no accounting for taste.
rob: Hang on, weren’t you the one who wanted a puppy?
robin: I think he’s secretly hoping for a bottle of Johnny Walker Gold Label.
b: I think you’re pretty safe from smiting, but to answer your question, myrrh is a kind of aromatic gum that was used in incense. I suppose you can eat it, but I don’t think the results would be pleasing.
Comment by kyknoord — 28 November 2008 #
Well, eating myrrh might perfume his farts.
Comment by Rustum — 28 November 2008 #
So no soap on a rope then huh?
Comment by Charmskool — 28 November 2008 #
Less Spanish people calling their kids after him? You try and concentrate on world peace with so many people calling your name all the time.
Comment by anicker — 28 November 2008 #
wait.
wait wait waitwaitwait.
I got up at 4am to get Jesus an Elmo Live and he wants myrrh?
Comment by Stephanie of Stopbouncing — 28 November 2008 #
Good, but all I could find was myrrh in the travel size containers. So, I got him two.
Comment by UncleKeith — 28 November 2008 #
rustum: You just crack me up!
No pleasing some people.
charmskool: Maybe. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness.
anicker: Absolutely. How about a new expletive for people to use in traffic?
stephanie:
uncle keith: How thoughtful! One for home and one for the office.
Comment by kyknoord — 28 November 2008 #
Presents, presents presents. It’s all so commercial. What happened to a good old sing song and a nice slice of cake?
*sigh*
Comment by Dolce — 29 November 2008 #
Perhaps Jeebus would like some goop to nourish the inner aspect… or make him vomit:
http://goop.com/
Comment by Rustum — 1 December 2008 #
dolce: That sounds like an ad for Royal baking powder.
rustum: I dunno, it’s a bit tough to swallow.
Comment by kyknoord — 1 December 2008 #
I wonder if Jesus has ever recieved a Woolies 3-briefs donndie pack in his Christmas stocking.
Comment by Peas On Toast — 2 December 2008 #