I don’t think I’d be able to cope with godhood. Apart from having to deal with the endless streams of faithful who all have their fucking hands out, it must be a veritable semantic minefield.
If you ever doubt yourself, would that make you an atheist? That’s almost as bad as being your own father.
please tell me “mouse over” about the Da Vinci Code is a lie
I’m afraid not. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has particularly lowbrow taste in books.
Love the halo, the symbol and the dissing of “The Secret.”
And don’t stress over the possibility of godhood – what are the chances of that ever happening?
What are the chances? Slim to zero, but this is Africa and weirder things have happened.
If you WERE God, the endless streams might seem like little droplets. But you’d still have to contend with that sassy son of yours and his crazy followers.
True. There’s only so much smiting you can do before you start picking up collateral damage.
Life (and perhaps the afterlife) is all about choices and believing..we choose what to believe in.
way to put God, “The Secret” and Paxil all in the same ‘toon.
Did you know that they have changed the Bible since I was in HS. Crazy..my SIL couldn’t follow in her Bible classes with my brothers bible because they have “updated” the versions. That is just wrong.
I don’t want to alarm you, but they’ve been changing the Bible right back to the time it was still called Paul’s Hilarious Epistles and Other Stories.
oh, now see, if THAT version was around, I may have actually read it.
dude. stop with the combination of the blue and the red pill. try the green. yeah. the green ones… taste like M&M’s.
Damned colour-blindness! Fucks with me every time.
Yeah, godhood really sucks. Every day I’m sayin’, “Turn down the worship, Guys!” It gets so annoying. Those irritating little fleas. I’m going to go create a giant monsoon. See ya!
I love your monsoon work! Could you water my plants when I’m on vacation?
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. Omnes lagani pistrinae gelate male sapiunt.
Cave cibum, valde malus est.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam
Pecunia in arbotis non crescit
Non curo. Revelare pecunia!
Hey you two! Stop with the PDA – get a room why dontcha?
i’ve always wondered if jebus had a potty mouth….thanks for clearing it up for me.
Oh yes, except when his mom is in the room.
loved it.
http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/04/from-friends-to-friends-awards.html
friendship gifts for you.
Happy Friday!