If only unicorns could attend my work meetings; then everything would be so much better. We should have a unicorn pen, so we could all look over from time to time and see them being all magical.
Have to forgive me, still laughing over the virgin/IT Company joke. Nevertheless, I must admit, even the Wicked One herself loves a good unicorn horn now and then.
I’m so busy laughing I forgot what I wanted to say. Oh yes! I met a town planner once. She was a bit strange…… wonder if she designed those scarey tract houses at Parklands with no way out and back to civilization but one road!!!!
*sigh*
I know.
My meetings tend to be like the Inquistion
That’s unexpected.
Oh, lord.
Kuuuum bayyyy ah!
Kill me now.
Um, they aren’t asking for your belt and shoelaces (*We’ll get these back to you afterward!*) at the meeting start are they?
How did you know? Actually, that part wasn’t nearly as disturbing as the big jar of Vaseline in the centre of the table.
i wouldn’t go to any more such meetings unless there are party bags with candy. and a pony to ride. a brown pony named “Thunderbolt”.
I’ll be sure to include that as a rider in my next contract.
‘Town planner’ seems like too pompous a title for someone who says where the drains go.
Actually, gravity is the final arbitor of where the drains go. “Town Planner” is the pompous title for someone who tries to do otherwise.
Meetings for, about and with unicorns should be short, loud and have fatal outcomes!
Lord Voldemort? Is that you?
If only unicorns could attend my work meetings; then everything would be so much better. We should have a unicorn pen, so we could all look over from time to time and see them being all magical.
Irascible creatures, unicorns. You need virgins to calm them, so you can only keep them at an IT company.
I’ve never met a town planner. Do they make cute little mock-ups with Lego or something?
Never met a town planner? I am extremely jealous.
Unicorns? Our town planners are more like pantomime cows.
Sx
Ours are more like the hindquarters of pantomime horses.
Asses..all of them..they just add the horn as a disguise.
Have to forgive me, still laughing over the virgin/IT Company joke. Nevertheless, I must admit, even the Wicked One herself loves a good unicorn horn now and then.
They can be useful tools from time to time.
Brought tears to my eyes.
I’m so busy laughing I forgot what I wanted to say. Oh yes! I met a town planner once. She was a bit strange…… wonder if she designed those scarey tract houses at Parklands with no way out and back to civilization but one road!!!!
Someone designed Parklands?
LMFAO!!! Khumbaya!?!?
At least they throw bunnies and rainbows in for distraction..
True, although they don’t really distract me from the throb in my head.