Questionable taste in men

16 April 2009 at 4:16 am | In You'll do | 47 Comments
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Exciting prizes to be won if you can find these on my Flickr stream
This slight departure from the norm is in honour of the fact that Dolce and I have been together for a year. Perhaps it would be more precise to say “an item” rather than “together”, since we’re actually in different hemispheres at the moment+, but I think you get the gist of it.

So what’s it like dating a demon? To paraphrase Lou Reed – she makes me forget myself. Extrapolating Perfect Day to twelve months should give you an inkling of what I’m on about. Still confused? Okay, to put it another way – it’s fuckin’ awesome, man!

Happy anniversary, schveetie.

+ Any suggestions that this may be a contributing factor to our continued itemhood will be met with dire retribution. You have been warned!

Hard work pays off tomorrow*

14 April 2009 at 1:05 am | In The grasshopper and the other thing | 41 Comments
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It's a real drag having to wear pants again
* … but idleness pays off immediately.

Punishment

9 April 2009 at 2:07 am | In Recreational blasphemy | 37 Comments
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As long as we don't get hammered like last time

The spirit and the letter

7 April 2009 at 1:21 am | In Precision engineering | 39 Comments
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This is probably why I hate lawyers.  They're better at it than I am
Some people contemplate the meaning of life. I have my sights set a little lower: I ponder the meaning of sentences. It’s probably a good thing I’m not a genie.

Mental karaoke

2 April 2009 at 7:45 am | In Random play | 41 Comments
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If I can't keep them out of my office, at least I can keep them out of my head

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