Time, gentlemen and ladies! Entries are now officially closed.
Many thanks for the shockingly enthusiastic response. The entries will shortly be forwarded to all the judges for the onerous task of sifting and selection. The names of the entrants have been removed, so the entries will be adjudicated on merit alone – i.e. bribery is pointless. There have been several objections to this policy* but I am taking a firm line here.
The entries from the top 5 finalists will be posted here once all the returns are in & I can tally the scores. The judges work cheap**, so I can’t really put too much pressure on them to perform and I certainly haven’t cornered the market in slack-bastardy.
* from the judges