Owing to the overwhelming interest in the Church of Cayennetology, I believe that we may just have a new cult on our hands. Spread the Word, brothers and sisters! As a reward for your faith, you may place the Official Cayennetology Blinky (and who doesn’t love blinkies?) on your site. The necessary code can be found here.
Of course, there are still few tiny details to iron out, such as the heavily-defended compound out in the sticks, adequate supplies of Kool-Aid and so forth. It would also appear that I am going to have to start working on my Holy Text. Essentially, all I require is a basic set of rules. However, a simple list of ‘Thou Shalt Nots’ on a pamphlet isn’t terribly impressive, so they’ll need to be buried somewhere in a suitably verbose and vaguely self-contradictory kludge of pretentious prose and pseudo-philosophical rhetoric.
Hmm… now where the hell did I put that damned manuscript for my novel?