Instead of boring you with a typical “year end” type of post, I thought perhaps I should do a proper job and really bore you with a statistical summary of the past twelve months on the other side of the mountain.
Predictably+, the results of this arduous++ analysis showed that most of the entries were devoted to:
- Stuff that happened 41%);
- Complaints about other stuff that happened (34%); and
- Opinions (17%)
Making up the remainder of the field were:
- Posts about other people (4%);
- Tags or memes (3%); and
- Prophecies of Doom (1%)
Incidentally, my use of profanity seems to have drawn some attention from several quarters. I’d just like to point out that in 2006, the word “consequently” was featured more than three times as often as the word “arse” (20 instances vs 6). In fact, I only used derivatives of the word “fuck” a total of 18 times. I’m practically Mother Theresa, okay?
+ I have a vague suspicion that I may be a tiny bit self-absorbed
++ it must have taken me at least half an hour