David Bullard denies impotence rumours

Excerpt from a recent telephone interview with the self-appointed Pot-Stirrer General of the local blogosphere:

“One of your gripes about the majority of blogs is that they are excruciatingly dull”
“Precisely. Mind-numbingly so”
“So what exactly is it about your life that makes it more interesting than – for example – your typical mommy blog?”
“Oh, you know – stuff”
“Such as?”
“Interesting stuff”
“I see. Well okay, now what’s the story behind your impotence?”
“W-what?”
“Didn’t you say you were the most impotent person on the SA blog scene at the moment?”
“No, you idiot! I said I was important, not impotent. Important”
“Sorry, my bad. Not impotent, then. It’s just that nasal twang of yours. Are you perhaps fond of doing a few ‘lines’ that don’t require a keyboard – if you know what I mean?”
“Certainly not!”
“Taking elocution lessons from Irene Bester, maybe? Hello? Hello…? He hung up”

No actual David Bullards were harmed in the making of this drivelly piece of drivel.