Good news! My darling paramour has granted me leave to make limited mention of our relationship here.
While our discussions relating to open-water piracy, deicide and concerned education authorities+ are acceptable, I’m afraid this new latitude does not extend to topics such as [CENSORED], [CENSORED] and especially not [CENSORED]. This is a pity, because [CENSORED], if you know what I mean?
However, I can tell you that she’s the only person who has ever bought me flowers and Lindt chocolate++ and needless to say (which is why I’m typing it – try and keep up, okay?), I’m nuts about her+++
+ Which aren’t quite as unrelated as you might initially think
++ Looks like those charisma classes are finally starting to pay off
+++ Yes, yes, I KNOW the urge to make “just plain nuts” comments must be overwhelming. Fight it
the other side of the mountain 
Congratulations! 🙂 i hope you’re getting plenty of ‘censored’ …
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awwwwwwwww.
might I be the first to offer a congartulatory “you made me nauseous, you big gooey softie, you”?
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paramour huh? is that like a hot army chick? does a woman in uniform do it for ya? hey? hey? hey? 😉
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Flowers & chocolate hey.
Sounds a bit like my granny?
Great, I’ll see you at the old age home on Sat. They have tea & crumpets after the afternoon blue-rinse session. Weekly highlight that one is.
Welcome to the family!
Do you mind if I call you grandad??
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You mean like a ‘crack commando’, xGW?
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whoah there mrs b – you’re opening up a *whole* new can of worms there. you should know better than to allow for *any* innuendo when throwing things my way…
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Sheez. Ask a perfectly innocent question…
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Go for your badge, my son!
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luke: Sense and censorbility?
betenoir: You may. Money would be better, but if that’s all you’ve got, I’ll take it. I am not ungracious.
xGW: Maybe. I draw the line when it comes to a tealady uniform, though.
revo: Not at all, Sonny Boy. Do you mind if I upload the video of Granny kicking your ass to YouTube?
mrs B: *shock!* Please, not in front of
Revothe children.xGW (again): *snort!* Crack. Innuendo. Oh, that’s beautiful. I can die happy now.
mrs B (again): Innocent? Just the same I think I’ll keep the ol’ bell, book and candle at the ready, just in case.
cedric: You have the right to remain silent…
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Awwwww! You’re so cute when you’re nuts.
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well at least you’ll have someone to bury you.
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Paramour is such a cracking word.
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In future, can we just tell when something is obvious and then you can just hurry up and blog about it?
Good.
Congrats.
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Flowers and chocolate, eh?
But has she ever given you something that kept you up until 2am in the morning?
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katt: Thanks. “Hey Mr Kettle, you’re black.”
xGW (yet again): No need. Cayennetology is already an underground movement.
martin: Opinions are divided on this.
iitq: How about I give a secret signal?
tenmiles: What, you mean like indigestion? No.
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Tenmiles looks like he has something on his mind….
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*swwooooonnnn*
I loves the squishy romantic stuff. Yay for the flower and chocolate bedecked Noord and his paramour.
PS I always thought a paramour was an over anxious North African. But I was wrong.
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tenmiles: Do you:
1. Feed him to a bantha?
2. Sell him into slavery?
3. Do a bit of light trepanning with a sharpened crystal?
dolce: and I always thought dolce was a collectable plastic figurine of Senor Guevara, but I was wrong.
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Oh, I rather like that.
*wanders off for a little google action*
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dolce: Is that what they’re calling it these days?
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“But has she ever given you something that kept you up until 2am in the morning?”.
Now you know me Ten Miles.
Just pause a moment and read that again.
Given the context of the post, I’d say you might want to re-consider how you phrase that. Of course KN is free to censor this too 🙂
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Hmm, this isn’t perchance your neighbor-lady with the the robe/gutchies/curler thing going on is it? Just checking… 😉
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Touché! 😀 😀 😀
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Censooooooooooooooohohohohohohohohohohohohohohhohohohohohhwhooooored. (lits a cigarette.)
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parenthesis: Sucked into the spam filter again. How ironic.
livewire: Now there’s a charming thought! Yick. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat again.
katt: 😯
anicker: That’s a nasty cough you have there. Maybe you should think about cutting down?
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bAH, HUMBUG!
That’s great news Kykie – she’s a lucky, lucky lady!
🙂
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[CENSORED]
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peas: The humbugs are on back-order. Would you like to suck on a lifesaver in the mean time?
fence: Oh yeah? I’ll see your [CENSORED] and raise you a [BANNED].
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Oh? Right. Nice! Prance around with your fancy myweblog listy thing. Pfffft.
*much pouting*
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Bah Lifesavers lifeshmavers. 😉
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Have a VERY happy birthday today, Kyknoord [hope you read these “late comments”! ;-)]!!!
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Uh-oh. There goes the cynical bastard we so enjoy… welcome to the sappy soppy love parade crew 🙂
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Ain’t love grand? Yes, but sex is better. Be wistful, or something like that.
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All is right in the world … finally!
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dolce: I never prance. I may shimmy a bit, but that’s IT.
)
peas: Nice ring to that.
the crutch: Are you stalking me?
ant: Ant, ant, there’s no need to worry – it was love that made me a cynical bastard in the first place (but thanks for the concern
ol’ hoss: Yeah, I can do wistful.
dharma: Which rather begs the question: what is left?
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No need to censor this … Happy Burfday you!
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*Big, sloppy, birthday kisses*
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~ mwah mwah mwah mwah ~
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Have a good one dude! Hope your paramour takes good care of you today.
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I had to quit my charisma classes. I guess I should have considered it more earnestly.
Ben O.
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luke: Fanks. Berry kind.
mrs B: Careful, people might talk.
xGW: Careful, more people might talk.
martin: Ta. I’m hoping she’s in a presumptious mood.
ben O: Especially if you like flowers and chocolate. Or you want to start a cult.
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let them eat kyk!
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Good for you. I trust it is also good for her. Just think, lovebirds!! Don’t see that very often.
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Really? Well see if I [CENSORED] [REDACTED] [PROSCRIBED] [CENSORED] what [CENSORED] [SUPPRESSED] and then you [CENSORED][CENSORED] [CENSORED]. Okay?
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xGW: That’ll be a bit tough to swallow.
ol’ hoss: She’s crazy about me. She hardly ever uses mace any more.
fence: Damn. I fold.
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i coulda sworn i already commented… i wanted to ask how you broached the subject of blogging?
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angel: Oh, it’s quite a funny story: [CENSORED].
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Shoulda read this years ago. Too late for chocolate now, eh? Although I could smuggle some chocolate into your lentils: I’ve always loved a man in a coma. Sleeeep, little dahling 🙂 Yeh.
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You love a man in a coma? Awesome! I’ll give you a call the next time I have to attend a staff meeting.
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