but dude… they’re saying we came from like, fish and monkeys and stuff…. and that’s just icky. I personally evolved from pixie dust and sparkle moonlight and wishes.
Betenoir: I’ve met a couple of life forms in my life time who although disuised as human have clearly not evolved beyond the tree tops* from whence they came*. It’s also been my experience that whichever side of the evolution – creation debate you side with, you inevitably land up with a whole bunch of asses and a monkey on your team anway.
*or in some cases, the gutter ][if gutters had been around to evolve in , at the time of course].
Martin: Look, whatever happened between my paren… oh good lord… *unpleasantmentalimage*, *unpleasantmentalimage*… does anyone have any bleach? I need to rinse my brain.
I, personally, evolved from a cat. A lazy, mean-spirited ginger cat. One that steals the dog’s food and pull faces at him until he whines and runs away with his tail between his legs!
Ned does believe in himself. In fact, he believes he might one day become a pilot and settle down with a nice lady and hopefully, hear the patter of little Ned feet.
Ned, I told you, he’s just poking us with a stick.
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but dude… they’re saying we came from like, fish and monkeys and stuff…. and that’s just icky. I personally evolved from pixie dust and sparkle moonlight and wishes.
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Kyk, if you didn’t go for a CATSCAN after falling off your bike, maybe you should reconsider?
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betenoir: Well, duh! Obviously.
revo: I did. They didn’t find any cats.
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I totally agree with that, if they teach religious beliefs of the start of the world they should also teach evolution.
It’ll never happen though, Christians are far too anal to allow that 😦
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Betenoir: I’ve met a couple of life forms in my life time who although disuised as human have clearly not evolved beyond the tree tops* from whence they came*. It’s also been my experience that whichever side of the evolution – creation debate you side with, you inevitably land up with a whole bunch of asses and a monkey on your team anway.
*or in some cases, the gutter ][if gutters had been around to evolve in , at the time of course].
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divine miss M: Anal or not, it looks like it’s a done deal.
parenthesis: How about bonzai gutter trees?
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I’m pretty sure that I’m the product of a Big Bang, although it’s not a theory I’d be keen to investigate with any degree of thoroughness.
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A slug is a slug Kyk, whatever primordial ooze it originated from 😉
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mrs B: There are some things we are just not meant to know.
parenthesis: and a rose by any other name would probably be called Roderick, but c’mon – bonzai gutter trees!
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Mrs. B, do you think it was a Big Bang which involved the earth (and other planets) shaking?
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If everything originates from the Big Bang, if I attend a mass orgy, does that qualify me as a Creator??
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Martin: Look, whatever happened between my paren… oh good lord… *unpleasantmentalimage*, *unpleasantmentalimage*… does anyone have any bleach? I need to rinse my brain.
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martin: Either that, or an exlosion in the lab.
revo: Absolutely. Whoopie doesn’t make itself.
mrs B: You should try Easy-Off Bang.
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I, personally, evolved from a cat. A lazy, mean-spirited ginger cat. One that steals the dog’s food and pull faces at him until he whines and runs away with his tail between his legs!
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Heck, that’s nothing. I used to be Shirley McClaine.
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sonkind: Ah. That explains the furballs.
ol’ hoss: At least you’re prettier now.
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ExCUSE me, Mr Noord. Are you calling Ned idiotic?
Don’t worry Ned, he doesn’t mean it.
Pffft.
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dolce: Nah, it’s just that Ned has serious self-esteem issues. If he doesn’t believe in himself, I don’t see why anyone else should.
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Does this imaginary friend in the cartoon also carry around a book of his beliefs written by a million different people over time?
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Ned does believe in himself. In fact, he believes he might one day become a pilot and settle down with a nice lady and hopefully, hear the patter of little Ned feet.
Ned, I told you, he’s just poking us with a stick.
Pffft.
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we are all on the evolution journey – only thing is, most of the people i work with are on the return trip.
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peas: No, that would be Hank.
dolce: A pilot? Is Ned related to Pontius, by any chance?
anicker:
I think your company and mine use the same recruitment agency.
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Ned prefers not to think about that family incident, thankyouverymuch. All that handwashing was a little OCD.
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my invisible friend and i are not on speaking terms currently. it seems he didn’t like me helping myself to his kelloggs frosties…
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