Do you swing both ways?

That's right, I can see you.  And you and – hey, what the fuck are YOU doing?  Ugh, that's disgusting.  Get help.  And for god's sake, wash your hands!

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27 thoughts on “Do you swing both ways?

  1. dolce: Good to know. Wait, why is your keyboard sticky?

    betnoir: Reminds me of the old joke –
    Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
    A: You oscillate its tit a lot

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  2. Ah a stint of redecorating. They say (“they” being those guys on Queer Eye For A Straight Guy), that it helps the pysche.

    But pasty is never tasty. Whichever way you look at it.

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  3. hmmm… who’s the new guy? it may be the “new you” kyk so i’ll refrain from calling the new guy “little”… πŸ™‚

    i see management implemented compulsory lunchtime workouts… huge biceps happening there

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  4. Humph. I take offence to that. Just because I have 3 toy animals taking up most of the space on my desk, sing songs loudly at work, babble when faced with a rather cute boy and generally act like a weirdo doesn’t mean I am strange!

    Btw, Steve is angry with you too. And Frank, and Pinkie.

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  5. miss M: I always knew you were a bright lass. Hang on, I need to get my shades.

    anne: Damn.

    revo: There’s no need to be coy, I think we can all read between the lines here:
    ||true love||

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  6. Hey, you should think about getting one of those comment follower upper thingamabobs. I always forget to come back to read your replies.

    😦

    poor forgetful me

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  7. something triggered in my head… parallel universe, perhaps? but no, it’s not that. disturbing to reverse the image. sort of when you take a photograph of yourself in the mirror and look at it later and somehow it looks strange, like you’re looking at yourself when you’re dead.

    i really shouldn’t mix alcohol and barbituates…

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  8. miss M: :mrgreen:

    shebee: You could just subscribe to the comments RSS. And I do not have crabs.

    daisyfae: Why not? What else would you do with them?

    terri: C’mon Terri, you know the drill: first send the $20 application fee and a picture of yourself in the nude.

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