LARD party! Saturday Night! Real home made ale served by busty wenches! See you there? I hear those gals will become your slaves after a few pints – you could even get one to clean your floors! oh, wait… i meant “LARP”… i’ll be the one wearing the green velvet draperies.
Oh please. You may be many things Mr Noord, but hunchbacked is not one of them, if the reports of those who have met you in the flesh seem to support. Nor ugly either if my memory serves. Does Christian Bale ring a bell? [Sorry, couldn’t resist …. 😉 ]
That’s a rather pejorative thing to call your date… even if it is dumpsville time. I mean really, would it not have been more positive to ask ‘time to find a new hump?’
As my granny used to say: “So what if you have a teeny hump, you have such a lovely personality!” Actually I was so impressed with your bell ringing I didn’t even notice a hump. Mind you at my age humps are rarely seen erm…….
the other side of the mountain 
Jeeez, dude. Singing gargoyles. A whole church to yourself. A couple of bells to swing off. Some people just can’t be satisfied.
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kwazi you need to own up…
maybe esmeralda is “just not that into you”?
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Kyknoord… yes, that name rings a bell.
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Well as long as you didn’t have to pay your date!
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dolce: I hang my head in shame. I’ll be clearing out the bats in the belfry if you need me. Or maybe I’ll polish the organ.
stef: Can we move onto item 5, please?
mrs B: I had a hunch you were going to say that.
revo: Dude, I’m still paying for my divorce. My recreation budget is somewhat limited.
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wait, what hump?
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shebee: My point exactly!
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LARD party! Saturday Night! Real home made ale served by busty wenches! See you there? I hear those gals will become your slaves after a few pints – you could even get one to clean your floors! oh, wait… i meant “LARP”… i’ll be the one wearing the green velvet draperies.
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daisy: Excellent! I just need to throw on my spare tarpaulin and pleather jockstrap and I’m there.
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Before you go to the party, please bring me a brain labeled Hans Delbrook.
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Oh please. You may be many things Mr Noord, but hunchbacked is not one of them, if the reports of those who have met you in the flesh seem to support. Nor ugly either if my memory serves. Does Christian Bale ring a bell? [Sorry, couldn’t resist …. 😉 ]
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Something about Fergalicious… dunno. Just keeps coming to mind.
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That’s a rather pejorative thing to call your date… even if it is dumpsville time. I mean really, would it not have been more positive to ask ‘time to find a new hump?’
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Grow a mustache. It detracts from the hump.
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Aw kyk, I’m attracted to your personality 😉
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uncle keith: Thorry Thur, but that brain ith thpoken for.
parenthesis: Your memory serves does it? Well, I ordered a coffee ages ago and I’m still waiting.
livewire: I’m sorry to hear that.
beaverboosh: Exactly. A little sensitivity goes a long way.
jay: Any thoughts on the wooden leg?
miss M: I’m sure being in a different hemisphere is also a plus.
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You know, at the end of the story, Quasimodo found love.
He also fostered a great passion for bells and, like things that makes bells ring better and shine better, and stuff.
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Had a hunch on this one.
lmfao.
~m
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As my granny used to say: “So what if you have a teeny hump, you have such a lovely personality!” Actually I was so impressed with your bell ringing I didn’t even notice a hump. Mind you at my age humps are rarely seen erm…….
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peas: I’ll have to check the classifieds to see if there are any cathedral vacancies.
mike: Oh wow, man. Déjà vu!
charmskool: They’re very popular in my neighbourhood. I’ve been offered a part-time job as a speedbump outside the local primary school.
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S’true. I might not be so in love with you if I lived near you 😉
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ooer… wait- you have a hump? all my fantasies are now ruined dude!
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miss M: I get that a lot.
angel: It’s a metaphor.
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