Succubus (n) a lascivious female demon in human form

The definition goes on to say she shags guys in their sleep.  How is that even possible?  I mean, seriously?

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    okay then.

    enjoying connubial bliss, are we?

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  2. Omigod now you have your own succubus! Your greatness knows no bounds! Please do note tho’ that I am starting to get a little jealous of all the action you are seeing… please don’t force me into one of the seven deadly sins (oh noes we ex-catholics don’t do sins or do we?)

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  3. What’s the “boy” version of a succubus? A cunnibus? *snort* Ja. I want me one of those. And, boys do shag you in your sleep. If they can get away with it. Um. I hear. *ahem*

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  4. The word “succubus” comes from an alteration of the Late Latin succuba meaning “strumpet”.
    Mare was also a term used to describe the sighing, suffocative panting, or an intercepted utterance, with a sense of pressure across the chest, which occurs during sleep.These symptoms were also thought to be an incubus (or succubus), an evil preternatural being, causing nightmares and/or nocturnal emissions. This phenomenon is now thought to be an experience of sleep paralysis.
    Duh dude! That strumpet of yours is a figment of your imagination – just sleep paralysis or mebbe indigestion!

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  5. betenoir: Of course. Aaaaaaaand Satan! *snort*

    stef: If you insist :mrgreen:

    charmskool: Okay, I promise to keep the lights off.

    mandy: Ye gods, I sincerely hope the performances are at least marginally better than on late night eTV.

    miss M: Scary, isn’t it?

    nursemyra: I was, but you don’t argue with demons.

    dolce: Technically, it’s an “incubus”, but I prefer your version – hang on, they do? That’s just rude!

    daisy: Nah it’s okay. I have some masking tape and a pencil. Aaaaaaaand Satan!

    idlelayabout: Close. I got mixed up in a PETA rally against – um – something. Aaaaaaaand Satan!

    wenchy: What does? Volunteering at TEARS, or being a succubus?

    iitq: Is it you or me?

    betenoir (again): No, that’s a fetishist car wash that specialises in larger vehicles.

    charmskool (again): I’m glad I have such a vivid imagination.

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  6. miss M: Time to lay off the garlic and curry, maybe?

    uncle keith: It makes taking a leak when you’re half asleep a very interesting experience.

    parenthesis: Why do you think I was (allegedly) smiling?

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  7. That’s why we come here, y’know. The naughty love scenes. We read about ’em, but you actually live them.
    You’re our hero, Eyore 🙂

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  8. Those are battle scars to regale the grandkids dandling on your knee. “There I was, kids….”. Well–those are sure some of the stories I’LL tell my grandkids…

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  9. terri: Do you think that means people visit you for the crime scenes? I hope not.

    gnukid: Why would your grandkids want to know about my carnal exploits?

    iitq: Jeez. Tough room.

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  10. Look mate, get some medical ointment and cut your nails, it is no fun staying awake at night scratching yourself, espcially if it is keeping you from doing your job!

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