Ewww we have one too – although I didn’t know what they are called! I have now armed myself with loo seat covers (available from Clicks thanks BFF for the tip) and disinfectant loo wipes (also available from Clicks -BFF again – she knows I am germ phobic and keeps her eye open for such items for me). Now I just have to get over the automatic gag reflex
stef: I don’t think “tinkling” is the major issue here. We’d do better with something like If you spew when you poo…
charmskool: Gag reflex? You aren’t supposed to eat the seat covers.
dolce: Is “pffft” what happens after a colonoscopy?
nursemyra: Any tips on – uh – handling the shituation?
miss M: You never know. If the culprit adopts such a cavalier attitude towards one aspect of the toilet experience, he may well be negligent in others.
No Kyk dearest I gag when viewing the seat – I tend now to peer cautiously in through the door first. If I see anything even remotely unpleasant looking – even if it’s only my shadow – I bolt and head back to my little cubicle and wait till I see the cleaning ladies heading into the loos.
we have men who are seen heading toward the shitter every morning with magazines*, newspapers and probably snacks for their morning constitutionals. i don’t get it. can’t they leave their dumpage AT HOME where it belongs?
*senior scientist reads Physics Today and tech journals.
I’m sorry but when I’m taking a shit I want to sit down, relax, read, and take my time. I have a sense of control in that area. Splaterer’s ruin it for the rest of us take your timer types. They won’t sit on the pot because a predator could barge in at any moment or because sharing toilet seats is unsanitary or something. Idiots. How unsanitary to shit up a bathroom like that and just leave it. It’s easy to clean up wet shit spray, but when it dries you have to take a butter knife to scrape it off.
Gives new meaning to the term “rim shot”. I admit to a close inspection of the seat before considering sitting…or choosing to go elsewhere. And, yes, I’d rather be paid to take my dump at work “at the library”* than do so at home for free.
miss M: I’m glad to know that you know that I know.
angel: Maybe it’s part of the new productivity drive at work.
gnukid: It’s only fair. I view it as an application of the GIGO principle (although it would be more accurate to call it the CICO or SISO principle, in this case).
uncle keith: I’ll ask my boss as soon as he returns from the lavatory.
I can see this as a new series on Reality TV: (crap tv)
1: The other side of Load Shedding (The bottom side)
2: The Cosby Show (and don’t tell)
3: The biggest loser (what really happens when spinach and laxatives meet)
The DVD series will be a HIT – soundtrack by Police and of course a special discount – buy the first two and get the turd one free.
the other side of the mountain 
…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
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put this notice up…
when you sprinkle when you tinkle
please be sweet and wipe the seat…
🙂
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Ewww we have one too – although I didn’t know what they are called! I have now armed myself with loo seat covers (available from Clicks thanks BFF for the tip) and disinfectant loo wipes (also available from Clicks -BFF again – she knows I am germ phobic and keeps her eye open for such items for me). Now I just have to get over the automatic gag reflex
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Someone is clearly not getting enough fiber. Really! In this day and age. Do they know how naaaasty a colonoscopy is? Pffft.
And mmmmm? I wonder if that’s what the splattermail boys had in mind? Ew.
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ooops. TMI. even for me.
just kidding 🙂
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At least there aren’t skid marks people.
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betenoir: Are you warming up for a performance?
stef: I don’t think “tinkling” is the major issue here. We’d do better with something like If you spew when you poo…
charmskool: Gag reflex? You aren’t supposed to eat the seat covers.
dolce: Is “pffft” what happens after a colonoscopy?
nursemyra: Any tips on – uh – handling the shituation?
miss M: You never know. If the culprit adopts such a cavalier attitude towards one aspect of the toilet experience, he may well be negligent in others.
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Very very true kyk. Keep us updated please.
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No Kyk dearest I gag when viewing the seat – I tend now to peer cautiously in through the door first. If I see anything even remotely unpleasant looking – even if it’s only my shadow – I bolt and head back to my little cubicle and wait till I see the cleaning ladies heading into the loos.
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Sounds like the commentator may be a bit of a shit stirrer himslef.
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we have men who are seen heading toward the shitter every morning with magazines*, newspapers and probably snacks for their morning constitutionals. i don’t get it. can’t they leave their dumpage AT HOME where it belongs?
*senior scientist reads Physics Today and tech journals.
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I’m sorry but when I’m taking a shit I want to sit down, relax, read, and take my time. I have a sense of control in that area. Splaterer’s ruin it for the rest of us take your timer types. They won’t sit on the pot because a predator could barge in at any moment or because sharing toilet seats is unsanitary or something. Idiots. How unsanitary to shit up a bathroom like that and just leave it. It’s easy to clean up wet shit spray, but when it dries you have to take a butter knife to scrape it off.
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miss M: I am, as ever, your humble servant in matters scatalogical.
charmskool: Ah. That’s a relief.
revo: Hark, I hear a postol shit!
daisy: Nobody pays them to evacuate their bowels at home.
upset waitress: [Note to self: take own utensils when eating out]
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Whiney the Poo
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I’ve had the unpleasant experience of walking in on a floater at work. There’s only one toilet here…unisex. I nearly vommitted.
(love your blog btw Kyknoord!)
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Glad to know you know your place
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oh my friggin word that is SOO gross…
that’d put me off using that loo entirely!
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Gives new meaning to the term “rim shot”. I admit to a close inspection of the seat before considering sitting…or choosing to go elsewhere. And, yes, I’d rather be paid to take my dump at work “at the library”* than do so at home for free.
*my magazine choice has nothing to do with work
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Are there field guides to help you identify the different delivery types?
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That’s pretty impressive. For a dude that manifests his own types of…human byproduct. You should ask him for his entire dictionary.
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anicker: Piglet.
happy snapper: Are you sure it wasn’t Mr Hankey?
miss M: I’m glad to know that you know that I know.
angel: Maybe it’s part of the new productivity drive at work.
gnukid: It’s only fair. I view it as an application of the GIGO principle (although it would be more accurate to call it the CICO or SISO principle, in this case).
uncle keith: I’ll ask my boss as soon as he returns from the lavatory.
peas: See above.
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I’m glad to know that you know that I know that you know your place.
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I read through all of these comments with tears in my eyes.
This is just what I needed after the day I’ve had.
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miss M: Good. As long as it’s on a need-to-know basis.
shebee: If you’re fond of having tears in your eyes at the end of the day, you should come and work for my company.
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I can see this as a new series on Reality TV: (crap tv)
1: The other side of Load Shedding (The bottom side)
2: The Cosby Show (and don’t tell)
3: The biggest loser (what really happens when spinach and laxatives meet)
The DVD series will be a HIT – soundtrack by Police and of course a special discount – buy the first two and get the turd one free.
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“How much is that inkblot on the bowl rim?”
A song just waiting to happen.
~m
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