Update:
Are you confounded by the alleged “hidden” message?
Are you absolutely certain you aren’t seeing things?
Do you sometimes experience confusing feelings when you watch Nigella Lawson?
If so, send me money and I will reveal all. I will also tell you what’s in the alleged “hidden” message.
the other side of the mountain 
subtle.
I’d totally give you money but I have less than you do. i’m still trying to get people to give me money.
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You are SO using my life as inspiration Kyk! It’s that Japan thing now isn’t it?
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ok so i deducted your sushin funeral costs from your credit card… i take it i should put it on budget?
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Staring into space is great fun, made all the more pleasant when you are being paid to do it. If it gets too bad, you can call it ‘strategising’, or ‘centering your inner employee’. Talking to yourself: that has to contribute towards a paycheck, too.
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Clean-up in aisle 7, looks like someone lost their marbles.
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I CAN’T SEE WHAT IT SAYS!!!
But I get the feeling it is instructing me to kill my work colleagues …
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dammit – the blinkie is too fast for me
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I’ll give you money if I can choose the “someone”
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Um by the way I think that subliminal instructions to do illegal shit is still illegal but you have to find a policeperson who can read that damn blinkie – I can’t but I had an epileptic fit trying (it’s the flashing sign doctor)
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betenoir: I hate it when that happens.
charmskool: Just livin’ the dream, baby!
stef: I’ve had the bank reverse the transaction. Our contract explicitly states that I only pay after delivery of the service in question.
scott: Or you could just become an astronomer.
revo: Are they rolling in the aisle?
miss M: Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
nursemyra: It’s a speed-reading course.
dolce: It’s a DEAL!!!
charmskool (take 2): First, you’ll have to find a policeperson who can read. Small steps.
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Now you’ve lowered yourself to flashing people. Oh, where will the shame end. Oh…and for some odd reason, here’s a check for an undisclosed sum of money…I don’t know why I’m doing it..
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That’s the most classic thing I’ve ever seen.
Maybe it’s the second most classic thing, but I can’t think of anything right now that would top this. Except for a hot Swedish geek, or something. Or something. Naked. At my desk.
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I gave up reading it. I like your hidden super powers though!
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typing… through…
seizures…..
writing….. large…
check…. payable in small…
children….
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Must … not … obey … will … not … obey …
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gnukid: Excellent. You may live.
peas: I’d send you one, but they’re a bugger to fit in the scanner.
upset waitress: Don’t worry about it. The critics weren’t too enthusiastic about it anyway.
daisy: Fresh, or frozen?
miss M: There’s no point fighting it.
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Let me know if this works for you, Kyk. I’m looking for an inspired way to finance a 3-month work break.
You’re a pal, thanks!
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my god, kyk, you’re amazing.
the weirdest thing about this is a nano-second after watching the subliminal stuff, my right palm started itching severely. this usually preludes me giving or receiving munny …
you should have your own tv show, you’re like the david blane of slaapstad.
whoo hoo
creepy stuff
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I chose death.
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Why do I have the desire to send Kyknoord Mommy or I will die?
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you left out the bit where you should pass this on to 5 friends within 5 minutes or else something terrible will happen to you / your family (or that Peruvian child Goat Herder)… Blinkie? who came up with that word? Is that a winkie with a piercing?
Somewhere, out there (Bellvile to be exact) I am sure there is a couple going by that name too. Meet Mienkie and her beau Bl..Bloukraanvoel? (couldn’t think of a male name with BL but you catch my drift)
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What is that thingy blinking!?!
No smooches until its slowed down,
The Tart
; *
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I tried again today Kynk. My brain is slower today than yesterday. Far as I can tell, you want to send me beer, then I’ll send you money? Is that it?
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OH MY FUUUUUUUCK! Jesus I laughed and laughed!
Only you could think of something like this you bloody nutcase.
WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
/cackle.
*breathes*
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Feeling strange, something not right…
…P A Y P A L O R C R E D I T C A R D…
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terri: No problem. Send me money and I’ll put you on the mailing list.
luke: There’s no time to lose! We need to take care of that itch immediately.
miss M: Ah. Pity. I was growing rather fond of you.
uncle keith: Didn’t do so well in the Spelling Bee, did we now?
anicker: D’oh! I knew I should have run my new business plan past you first.
the tart: Sorry, I refuse to negotiate with smooch terrorists. It won’t slow down until smooches are reinstated.
upset waitress: Almost. Send me the money first and we’ll discuss it.
shebee: What? No comment on the poignant angst of momentary dislocation? Pfffft!
del: All major credit cards accepted.
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That was just way to quick, but I think I got the message. “Kyknoord will pay your bond off before you die.” Thanks mate. Didn’t know you had won the Lotto. And who says there’s no money in blogging. I’m with ABSA and will mail you the bond account number. Sheesh. Oh happy day. I’m going to get champagne right away… the bond payments have been a bit of a bother.
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Ha! That’s awesome! I have like…R2 I could give you?
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Awww that is so sweet.
Okies, I give you all my monies
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Ooooooh. Got it, now. First read: Missed the subliminal thing, just thought it was me being intellectually opaque. You can have ten percent of what I have, which is a half mill debt to std bank, if you like?
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Oh gawd…it’s like in the Exorcist…the image of the devil’s so called face flashes throughout the movie every now & then…
Freaks me the fuck out!
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Got it – it says Paul McCartney is dead.
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I will not hand over the lock of Nigella’s hair, even under the threat of death. It was a special gift to ME, and I cherish it!
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Um, subtlety really isn’t your strong suit when it comes to flashing black and white messages. That being said, I feel oddly compelled to send you money…
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check your email.
i send you munny.
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I got it! I got it! Sorry for you though, now that I’ve got it, you can’t have it! You don’t scare me. My bank manager scares me, but you……naaah
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Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Dear Mr Noord, please do offer your considered and valued opinion. There’s R500 riding on it. Thanks.
http://randomburblings.wordpress.com/2008/05/26/ten-miles-enters-the-fray/
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Wow. I need to seriously cut out eating Cheese Puffs and copious bowls of psilocybin before I visit here.
Must be tripping . . . 👿
~m
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fargin hell kyk… i was staring at that thing for ages trying to read the message!
its like those bloody pole-ads that you can’t read all of at a glance- so when you pass the first one you read the top line, the next one you quickly try to scan and read the next line, and so on until you get the whole ad.
or maybe thats just me…
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mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaa… i got it dude!!! i got it!!!
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mandy: No, no, no, it says “Kyknoord can kick Daniel Craig’s butt”.
goblin: It’s a start. That should buy you a day or two.
miss M:
scott: Tempting as that sounds…
kab: Then again, it could just have been shoddy editing.
covercritic: Nah, he just looks like that. The court case took a lot out of him.
beaverboosh: As you should. Is it deep-fried?
livewire: As long as you’re inclined to give into your odd compulsions, I’m happy.
cheapthrills: I did. You did. All will be revealed now.
charmskool: I’ve just had a word with your bank manager and he’s going to give me all your money. Are you scared now?
parenthesis: Could be. Are you thinking about rail guns?
~m: Good thinking. I’d better add that to my disclaimer.
angel: Make sure you wash your hands so you don’t pass it on to others.
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Actually I have it now. It says KykNoord has a butt just like Daniel Craig. Are you going to post photographic evidence to back that up?
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dude you totally crack me up!!!!
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