An important delegation Posted on 29 May 2008 by kyknoord Share this:FacebookTwitterPinterestTumblrLike Loading... Related
Whenever i hear a boss-oid want a “quick word” with me, i mentally settle prepare myself for both a long speech and a likely lube and kiss-free work screwing. LikeLike Reply ↓
good thing your colleague didn’t mention the “us” in “onerous” or it would be a mini-group grope over stale sandwiches. LikeLike Reply ↓
betenoir: Yes, I confess! I am a lunchaholic. gnukid: Office romance. Never a good idea. daisy: Fortunately, my colleague doesn’t cope too well without a spellcheck. upset waitress: I’ll save you a donut. shebee: True, but at least I got to have lunch. The pumpkin was delicious, by the way. LikeLike Reply ↓
anicker: Technically, that’s two words. dolce: I had a word with your boss and he says you’re already doing the work of two people, so you don’t need a minion. LikeLike Reply ↓
why are so many commenters’ avatars blank with a red cross in the corner? they’re not always like that are they? LikeLike Reply ↓
nursemyra: No. They should be blank, but I suspect WordPress was out on a bender last night. gnukid: Exactly. You shouldn’t fight human nature. mandy: As in, “take your IOU and stick it up your…”? LikeLike Reply ↓
so…now you’re one of THEM!
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Whenever i hear a boss-oid want a “quick word” with me, i mentally settle prepare myself for both a long speech and a likely lube and kiss-free work screwing.
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good thing your colleague didn’t mention the “us” in “onerous” or it would be a mini-group grope over stale sandwiches.
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Daisy made me hungry.
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You’re disgusting. You’ve switched teams.
*deploys pumpkin*
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um… that was me by the way. cath didn’t erase her details.
oopsie.
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betenoir: Yes, I confess! I am a lunchaholic.
gnukid: Office romance. Never a good idea.
daisy: Fortunately, my colleague doesn’t cope too well without a spellcheck.
upset waitress: I’ll save you a donut.
shebee: True, but at least I got to have lunch. The pumpkin was delicious, by the way.
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Quick word? Sure – how bout this one “fokkof”
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I want a minion. And I want one now!
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anicker: Technically, that’s two words.
dolce: I had a word with your boss and he says you’re already doing the work of two people, so you don’t need a minion.
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why are so many commenters’ avatars blank with a red cross in the corner?
they’re not always like that are they?
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What good is it having minions if you can’t abuse them now and again?
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Not to mention the I O U in asshole.
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nursemyra: No. They should be blank, but I suspect WordPress was out on a bender last night.
gnukid: Exactly. You shouldn’t fight human nature.
mandy: As in, “take your IOU and stick it up your…”?
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Did you die?
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In Boston, it’s called U-Burger @Kenmore Square
Nice.
~m
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shebee: Hold on, I’ll check.
~m: U-Burger? Do they serve Soylent Green?
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oh i SO have to remember that one!
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