Emotional scars are no fun… you can’t show them off as proof of surviving your torture at the Mummy’s hands. You need to develop a limp or something so people can feel sorry for you. Or is that a mental limp i see there already?
I’m starting to think you don’t like your ex much. Where could this idea have come from? I think that you better start eating some of those “party” cookies with your tea.
gnukid: No, that’s just my charming personality. daisy: *slurp* charmskool: Oh, I like my ex just fine. As long as we’re in different cities. silversabre: Yes, but that was years ago. ~m: Almost, but the ref awarded her a TKO before the bell.
Survivor meets Fear Factor 🙂 … the funny (or is it sad?) thing is you could take almost ant two TV shows and merge them to describe a horribly painful experience. …”A bit like Fox & Friends meets the CNN Situation Room”.
ctyri: True. “…a bit like ‘Dr Phil’ meets ‘Nigella’s Christmas Special’…” miss M: Ah, my little ray of sunshine. I missed you. dolce: What kind of powder?
miss M: You should put that on your CV. betenoir: Possibly. I’ll let you know as soon as I get the results back from the lab. charmskool: Only sometimes?
the other side of the mountain 
Assuming that “The Mummy Returns” will not be playing at a home entertainment system in Kyknoord’s abode anytime soon, then?
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A bit like Big Brother I think, you being forced to share the house with the ex, just without the large cash incentive for sticking it out.
Besides which, it’s not that much fun if the garden you’re shitting in is your own!
I assume that you had an eviction party of sorts?
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dbawiw: I get a tension headache just thinking about it.
revo: Oh yes.
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Emotional scars are no fun… you can’t show them off as proof of surviving your torture at the Mummy’s hands. You need to develop a limp or something so people can feel sorry for you. Or is that a mental limp i see there already?
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At least you’re done with “Resident Evil”…. Count your blessings and have some more tea…
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I’m starting to think you don’t like your ex much. Where could this idea have come from? I think that you better start eating some of those “party” cookies with your tea.
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You were married to Arnold Vosloo?
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Did you at least make it to round#2?
~m
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gnukid: No, that’s just my charming personality.
daisy: *slurp*
charmskool: Oh, I like my ex just fine. As long as we’re in different cities.
silversabre: Yes, but that was years ago.
~m: Almost, but the ref awarded her a TKO before the bell.
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Survivor meets Fear Factor 🙂 … the funny (or is it sad?) thing is you could take almost ant two TV shows and merge them to describe a horribly painful experience. …”A bit like Fox & Friends meets the CNN Situation Room”.
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No you won’t. Ever. The emotional scars will stay with you forever. You’re doomed. Doomed I tell you! DOOOOOOMED!
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We shall call you ScarFace and hide the powder.
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ctyri: True. “…a bit like ‘Dr Phil’ meets ‘Nigella’s Christmas Special’…”
miss M: Ah, my little ray of sunshine. I missed you.
dolce: What kind of powder?
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That’s me, just here to lend a bit of sparkle and joy to your day! 😉
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“survivor meets fear factor”?
so…she made ostrich eye/ goat-poop pizzas washed down with yak urine soup?
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Ohmigodness Betenoir is funny sometimes.
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miss M: You should put that on your CV.
betenoir: Possibly. I’ll let you know as soon as I get the results back from the lab.
charmskool: Only sometimes?
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so much for keeping mum
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