Epistle off

I know shiny, happy people are supremely annoying, so please feel free to loathe me as much as you deem appropriate

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29 thoughts on “Epistle off

  1. Deal with Annoying people with annoying sayings swiftly and decisively for eg:

    “There is no “I” in team”
    Standard response: “but there is a “U” in cunt.

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  2. I think you’re sort of like a movie star who wants to play male leads, so they can’t admit they’re gay. You’ve got a lot of chicks who come to this blog who are hot for you, so perhaps the gooey Demon references should be left to a minimum so that they can still dream…

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  3. betenoir: Is that the pitiful cry of a kitten in peril?
    revo: Salt ‘n’ vinegar.
    anicker: Stop, you’re making me hot.
    miss M: Ow! Cut your sodding nails!
    idle layabout: Just another service we render here on the other side of the mountain.
    daisy: Are you sure that’s broccoli? Still, I’m glad to see I haven’t lost any of my emetic mojo.
    uncle keith: Cool. I’m not really into rodent porn, so I’ll take your word for it.
    anne: Sort of like rotting flesh?
    robin: Read my disclaimer.

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  4. do you have to do drugs to produce stuff like that or does it come naturally? just wondering as i’m supposed to write an awards justification for someone i don’t like much and need help prattling…

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  5. Jeez Kyk. She’s got you by the bollocks. Which, judging from the cleverly masked implications of the half-hidden word “suck..”, might be exactly how you like being got.
    (Said in a thinly disguised effort not to seem too disgruntled.)

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  6. charmskool: That’s the problem with this country – everybody’s got their hand out.
    goblin: What about LOLcats?
    miss M: Until proven guilty, eh?
    gnukid: Drugs always help, but your mileage may vary.
    dolce: Oh puh-leez! You can dispense with the faux disgruntlement. You’ve made no secret of the fact that a certain someone has been banging you like a screen door, so I reckon you’re extremely gruntled.

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  7. is a gollum the same as a golem?
    and don’t start killing kittens,
    the universe has always been
    off-kilter.
    the wobble you’re feeling
    is what makes it interesting.

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  8. dolce: :mrgreen:
    seraphine: In that case, I used to own a very interesting washing machine.
    mandy: I’ll tell you after the Olympics are finished.
    nursemyra: I had it tatooed on my knuckles, so I wouldn’t forget.

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