I think you’re sort of like a movie star who wants to play male leads, so they can’t admit they’re gay. You’ve got a lot of chicks who come to this blog who are hot for you, so perhaps the gooey Demon references should be left to a minimum so that they can still dream…
betenoir: Is that the pitiful cry of a kitten in peril? revo: Salt ‘n’ vinegar. anicker: Stop, you’re making me hot. miss M: Ow! Cut your sodding nails! idle layabout: Just another service we render here on the other side of the mountain. daisy: Are you sure that’s broccoli? Still, I’m glad to see I haven’t lost any of my emetic mojo. uncle keith: Cool. I’m not really into rodent porn, so I’ll take your word for it. anne: Sort of like rotting flesh? robin: Read my disclaimer.
do you have to do drugs to produce stuff like that or does it come naturally? just wondering as i’m supposed to write an awards justification for someone i don’t like much and need help prattling…
Jeez Kyk. She’s got you by the bollocks. Which, judging from the cleverly masked implications of the half-hidden word “suck..”, might be exactly how you like being got.
(Said in a thinly disguised effort not to seem too disgruntled.)
charmskool: That’s the problem with this country – everybody’s got their hand out. goblin: What about LOLcats? miss M: Until proven guilty, eh? gnukid: Drugs always help, but your mileage may vary. dolce: Oh puh-leez! You can dispense with the faux disgruntlement. You’ve made no secret of the fact that a certain someone has been banging you like a screen door, so I reckon you’re extremely gruntled.
is a gollum the same as a golem?
and don’t start killing kittens,
the universe has always been
off-kilter.
the wobble you’re feeling
is what makes it interesting.
dolce: seraphine: In that case, I used to own a very interesting washing machine. mandy: I’ll tell you after the Olympics are finished. nursemyra: I had it tatooed on my knuckles, so I wouldn’t forget.
the other side of the mountain 
ew. ew. ew.
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Ok, fine, purple elephant but what flavour?
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Deal with Annoying people with annoying sayings swiftly and decisively for eg:
“There is no “I” in team”
Standard response: “but there is a “U” in cunt.
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Awww the ickle kyk iz soooo cwute!!
*squeezes cheeks*
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Hey, c’mon, you’re schmaltzing up the internet again!
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Glurge on, Sir Kyknoord of Ipecac.
[hoark…]
Hey! Cool! I haven’t had broccoli in three days! Who knew it was still in my digestive tract?
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Aw, that’s as cute as two rats mating in a corner.
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Aw. Don’t listen to the jealous people. You’re sweet when you’re nauseating.
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I think you’re sort of like a movie star who wants to play male leads, so they can’t admit they’re gay. You’ve got a lot of chicks who come to this blog who are hot for you, so perhaps the gooey Demon references should be left to a minimum so that they can still dream…
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betenoir: Is that the pitiful cry of a kitten in peril?
revo: Salt ‘n’ vinegar.
anicker: Stop, you’re making me hot.
miss M: Ow! Cut your sodding nails!
idle layabout: Just another service we render here on the other side of the mountain.
daisy: Are you sure that’s broccoli? Still, I’m glad to see I haven’t lost any of my emetic mojo.
uncle keith: Cool. I’m not really into rodent porn, so I’ll take your word for it.
anne: Sort of like rotting flesh?
robin: Read my disclaimer.
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where’s your horns?
honestly…*rolling eyes*
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stef: Well, I have one.
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Oh crap now I have to adjust my insulin dosage again! Where is my daily fix of vitriol? Huh? Huh?
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We could always do with fewer cats…
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*picture of innocence*
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do you have to do drugs to produce stuff like that or does it come naturally? just wondering as i’m supposed to write an awards justification for someone i don’t like much and need help prattling…
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Jeez Kyk. She’s got you by the bollocks. Which, judging from the cleverly masked implications of the half-hidden word “suck..”, might be exactly how you like being got.
(Said in a thinly disguised effort not to seem too disgruntled.)
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charmskool: That’s the problem with this country – everybody’s got their hand out.
goblin: What about LOLcats?
miss M: Until proven guilty, eh?
gnukid: Drugs always help, but your mileage may vary.
dolce: Oh puh-leez! You can dispense with the faux disgruntlement. You’ve made no secret of the fact that a certain someone has been banging you like a screen door, so I reckon you’re extremely gruntled.
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*ahem*
*cough*
Ja. ‘k. Point taken.
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is a gollum the same as a golem?
and don’t start killing kittens,
the universe has always been
off-kilter.
the wobble you’re feeling
is what makes it interesting.
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So what the hell have you got against puppies?
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there’s a “u” in cunt? oh my I’ve been spelling it wrong all these years…..
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dolce:
seraphine: In that case, I used to own a very interesting washing machine.
mandy: I’ll tell you after the Olympics are finished.
nursemyra: I had it tatooed on my knuckles, so I wouldn’t forget.
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that must go down well in the workplace
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I just threw up a little in my mouth, Mr Cheese.
😉
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nursemyra: Indeed. I have a nasty left hook.
sniffles on toast: That’s probably a side-effect of the ‘flu medication.
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Guilty? Me? Who’ve you been talking too?!!?
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I’m really liking your mailguy . . .
Meow
~m
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miss M: I asked around.
~m: I’m sure he’ll be flattered, but as far as I know, he’s already involved with someone.
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