Wow! That is exactly the situation I was greeted with this morning. The unliked answer involved actually doing some work, and I didn’t enjoy getting the wedgie either.
Do you have experimental data on Stress-Strain Curve for a Wanker? i’ve got the curves for an extensive “Butt Munch” sample. Perhaps we should publish?
betenoir: Niiiice. We can use the elastic from his jockeys to keep it in place. andrew: So the aversion therapy seems to be working? stef: I intend to stretch the envelope. thrills: Atomic. I’m a traditionalist. dolce: That, and the fact that I’m perpetually wedged between a rock and a hard place at work. daisy: You’re on, although I’m still busy with the data verification phase. miss M: Devious, but will it provide the same enjoyment as a well-executed wedgie?
You could sneak into his house and put his hand in warm water while he’s sleeping, instead. Tee! Hee!(That’s the old fashioned equivalent of a wedgie when you’re at camp.)
miss M: True, but you were the one who took it to the next level. robin: How about the burning-paper-bag-on-the-doorstep stunt? uncle keith: Good idea. The site toilets are nasty. sera: I would, but I’m not prepared to change the laws of physics even for him.
Remember how according to Elaine from Seinfeld, the girls instead of giving each other wedgies just tease others until they get eating disorders? That would always be an alternative.
peas: Done. Oops, looks like I’ve diverted it all to your address. Sorry. bettina: I always prefer long-term solutions. anicker: Possibly, although I suspect the HR manager found a kindred spirit in this guy. ol’ hoss: Sweet indeed. gnukid: If you do the back wedgie properly, it kills two birds with one stone. nursemyra: PURE gold.
the other side of the mountain 
also: a “kick me” sign on his back should do well…
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Wow! That is exactly the situation I was greeted with this morning. The unliked answer involved actually doing some work, and I didn’t enjoy getting the wedgie either.
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just do the job properly… after all there is nothing worse than a badly executed wedgie to ruin your reputation…
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an atomic wedgie or a flying wedgie?
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Oh, so that’s what you mean when you say you’re a wedgitarian!
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Do you have experimental data on Stress-Strain Curve for a Wanker? i’ve got the curves for an extensive “Butt Munch” sample. Perhaps we should publish?
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You could pull the same trick.
You didn’t receive his feedback as you didn’t like it.
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betenoir: Niiiice. We can use the elastic from his jockeys to keep it in place.
andrew: So the aversion therapy seems to be working?
stef: I intend to stretch the envelope.
thrills: Atomic. I’m a traditionalist.
dolce: That, and the fact that I’m perpetually wedged between a rock and a hard place at work.
daisy: You’re on, although I’m still busy with the data verification phase.
miss M: Devious, but will it provide the same enjoyment as a well-executed wedgie?
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I don’t know.
Do you enjoyment out of shoving something up someones ass?
*blinks*
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if it was japan, we could Kancho him…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
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miss M: I’m an engineer, not a proctologist.
betenoir: Talk about driving the point home.
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Hey – you’re the one wanting to give people wedgies. Not me!
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You could sneak into his house and put his hand in warm water while he’s sleeping, instead. Tee! Hee!(That’s the old fashioned equivalent of a wedgie when you’re at camp.)
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A swirlie is the best option.
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aww, just apologise and send him a new information packet.
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miss M: True, but you were the one who took it to the next level.
robin: How about the burning-paper-bag-on-the-doorstep stunt?
uncle keith: Good idea. The site toilets are nasty.
sera: I would, but I’m not prepared to change the laws of physics even for him.
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…and the divert all your spam email to his email address. 🙂
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Remember how according to Elaine from Seinfeld, the girls instead of giving each other wedgies just tease others until they get eating disorders? That would always be an alternative.
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He sounds like a PURE (Previously Undetected Recruitment Error)
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Hah! How sweet THAT was…
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give him a double wedgie… front and back… i hear the company chorus needs another soprano…
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PURE? oh I’ve never heard that before but I like it!
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peas: Done. Oops, looks like I’ve diverted it all to your address. Sorry.
bettina: I always prefer long-term solutions.
anicker: Possibly, although I suspect the HR manager found a kindred spirit in this guy.
ol’ hoss: Sweet indeed.
gnukid: If you do the back wedgie properly, it kills two birds with one stone.
nursemyra: PURE gold.
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