We expected better of you

Wait until you see the revisions I made to your report

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25 thoughts on “We expected better of you

  1. maybe you just need glasses?
    but if you give into that it’s just downhill…
    soon you’ll be using a cane…
    then suspenders…
    and suddenly all the hot chicks at your office will be calling you Oom…

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  2. Ag, next time you’re sharing a urinal, just bulge your eyes a little and then smother a giggle. Followed up with some whispering and silence when he walks into rooms.

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  3. stef: That would be an improvement on what they call me now.
    betenoir: He’s too cunning to fall for that. I’ll have to keep on “missing” obvious errors until he becomes too paranoid to let me check stuff.
    rustum: Some real gems this time.
    nursemyra: No, but I’ll save that for next time.
    daisy: Worth a try, but I suspect he knows I don’t have time for that sort of thing.
    dolce: The only drawback to that plan is that I’d have to share a urinal with him. Maybe I could pay someone to do it?
    curlywurlygurly: Unlikely. They never do.
    unbearable banishment: That’s my ex-wife’s middle name.
    uncle keith: And at no extra cost to the project either.
    rob: The junior girls and guys wouldn’t lord it over me at ever single performance appraisal from now on.
    anicker: Oh yes. It’s a fine line.
    robin: In truth I don’t have to work for him. It’s just easier putting up with his crap than lookining for another job.

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  4. thrills: I don’t know. I’m guessing he needs a hobby.
    gnukid: I always knew I was a kind person.
    thrills II: Yup. Here in the office, we call him Son o’ Panic.

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  5. It’s not a proper error until the vendor finds it mate. ‘Cos then you just KNOW it’s going to cost money, even if theoretically it should make things cheaper…

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  6. parenthesis: Well, it kind of depends on how important functional plumbing is to you.
    schrödinger’s cat: In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.

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  7. lilly web: That’s a bit of an exaggeration. It’s only the people who know him who are against him.
    katt: I don’t see why not. I’ll suggest it at the next technical meeting.

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