What a sweet and moving story about how two people first met. It’s like “When Harry Met Sally” but with Harry’s father holding his testicles. (I know what FSM is now, thanks to you Kyknoord. It’s awesome. I’ll have a job, like, forever…)
rustum: I’m sure he’d be able to pull something out of the bag. dolce: He’s just trying to lend a helping noodle where he can. idle: Are we there yet? nursemyra: At least there won’t be any fumbling around in the dark. revo: It sure beats being a stiff in a tomb. miss M: anne: He must have been a politician in a previous life. robin: I know. I’m all about sweet and moving. rob: Shhhh! Keep it down. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a bit sensitive about the word “delicious”. dolce II:Little??? uncle keith: Could be. It was very dark… peas: The caretaker at the driving range, for example. thrills: It’s hard to say.
the other side of the mountain 
First!
Hah hah! Blue balls… what would jeebus do?
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nailed
Whahahahaha.
*snort*
So the FSM is now Jeeber’s pimp daddy? Nice!
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You are so going to hell. (keep a seat for me please)
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that halo’s not going to help him now
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The second coming?
So you are pinning your hopes on res-erection?
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Jesus is coming.
QUICK TAKE COVER!
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Jesus died for our sins, and now blue balls? He must have terrible karma… i wonder what they’re not telling us.
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What a sweet and moving story about how two people first met. It’s like “When Harry Met Sally” but with Harry’s father holding his testicles. (I know what FSM is now, thanks to you Kyknoord. It’s awesome. I’ll have a job, like, forever…)
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Ah, that is deliciously blasphemic!
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@ Nurse M… I don’t know… a nice little cock ring?
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Isn’t that your succubus? Now you’ve got to follow a guy who can do miracles, walk on water, raise people from the dead. Good luck with that.
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Cheer up Jesus. I know guys who are carrying their balls around in a wheelbarrow.
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so? did jesus get nailed?
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rustum: I’m sure he’d be able to pull something out of the bag.
dolce: He’s just trying to lend a helping noodle where he can.
idle: Are we there yet?
nursemyra: At least there won’t be any fumbling around in the dark.
revo: It sure beats being a stiff in a tomb.
miss M:
anne: He must have been a politician in a previous life.
robin: I know. I’m all about sweet and moving.
rob: Shhhh! Keep it down. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a bit sensitive about the word “delicious”.
dolce II: Little???
uncle keith: Could be. It was very dark…
peas: The caretaker at the driving range, for example.
thrills: It’s hard to say.
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dude, you need to update my link on your blogroll.
seriously.
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thrills: Oh really? Where would you say it fits into my hierarchy of needs?
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haha awesome! FSM ftw!
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The blasphemy works on so many levels… [Zzzzzap!] FUCK! what’s with the lightning?
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Hell for you, young man.
Join me?
~m
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