not when it pops up at my desk several times a day. we have several patients who are convinced they are under surveillance, the only thing they differ in is who is doing the watching. one thinks it’s aliens, another thinks it’s us and a third thinks it’s the government.
betenoir: Hey, who isn’t? idle layabout: Creto nos in fluctu emittere undal radiophonicas eadem frequentia nursemyra: Mrs E may be onto something there. miss M: Only at work. daisy: But I already do that… stephanie: I’m going to get you to write my mission statement when I start my own business. rob: Go ahead, rub it in.
hhhhmmmm, who can we whore out? Do we know any pimps? How about dealers?
They sound like perfectly reasonable ways to raise capital.
Well, I guess we could always sell candy bars. Or hookers.
who watches the watchmen…? indeed.
alert: *big Alan Moore Geek*
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Quis custodiet ipsos kyknoord
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not when it pops up at my desk several times a day. we have several patients who are convinced they are under surveillance, the only thing they differ in is who is doing the watching. one thinks it’s aliens, another thinks it’s us and a third thinks it’s the government.
Mrs. E still thinks it’s the camels.
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So that means porn is out?
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set up a camerain your cubicle – facing the door. adjust to crotch level when bossman arrives. scowl and take notes….
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To: all
Subject: Quarterly Meeting
Body: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you and you. Fuck you, that’s why.
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cubicle rage
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betenoir: Hey, who isn’t?
idle layabout: Creto nos in fluctu emittere undal radiophonicas eadem frequentia
nursemyra: Mrs E may be onto something there.
miss M: Only at work.
daisy: But I already do that…
stephanie: I’m going to get you to write my mission statement when I start my own business.
rob: Go ahead, rub it in.
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But kyk, what else are you to do at work than peruse porn sites??
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miss M: I dunno, I suppose I could always finish that report I’ve been putting off since 2002…
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WHAT?!!?!?!?
Do work!?!?!!?
Are you insane????
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Mission Statement: Good work will be rewarded with libations and copulations.
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Those rotten bastards. They’d better not spy on me. I’ll pull my pants down, and they’ll never sleep again.
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miss M: In the membrane
stephanie: Now all I need is some venture capital.
robin: So would that make you the spiritual successor to the Goatse dude?
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it won’t be long until the mandatory full body cavity searches… or am i too late to warn you of that, too? ooo, bad karma, my friend…
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gnukid: Don’t be ridiculous! Wait – what was that? It sounded suspiciously like the snapping of a rubber glove…
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hhhhmmmm, who can we whore out? Do we know any pimps? How about dealers?
They sound like perfectly reasonable ways to raise capital.
Well, I guess we could always sell candy bars. Or hookers.
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stephanie: How about hookers with candy bars?
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stephanie: How about hookers with candy bars?
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candy bars < V.D.
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Office cameras = YouTube Heaven. Just instal a little diversion feed, then the bribery and corruption can begin.
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