thrills: Holy smoke! betenoir: And Mariah Carey. And Celine Dion. Ah, fuck it – all of them. What you said. nursemyra: He told me that he actually wants slippers. rustum: Yes, but that’s because last year he got a menorah. miss M: Sorry, all I have are futures.
At first I didn’t think I wanted anything. But now I think I’d like to have a device that zaps internet Trolls. Just key in their IP and **ZAP**! they’re gone.
daisy: At least it wasn’t a Richard Dawkins tie. unbearable banishment: There’s no accounting for taste. rob: Hang on, weren’t you the one who wanted a puppy? robin: I think he’s secretly hoping for a bottle of Johnny Walker Gold Label. b: I think you’re pretty safe from smiting, but to answer your question, myrrh is a kind of aromatic gum that was used in incense. I suppose you can eat it, but I don’t think the results would be pleasing.
rustum: You just crack me up! charmskool: Maybe. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness. anicker: Absolutely. How about a new expletive for people to use in traffic? stephanie: No pleasing some people. uncle keith: How thoughtful! One for home and one for the office.
all out of myrrh, how bout some good-old-fashioned marijuana?
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…also, he’s settle for a moratorium on all christmas albums, especially by Boney M.
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He’s fibbing. He told me personally that he wants world peace….
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Jeebus wept.
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Is my birthday soon too.
Gimme presents.
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thrills: Holy smoke!
betenoir: And Mariah Carey. And Celine Dion. Ah, fuck it – all of them. What you said.
nursemyra: He told me that he actually wants slippers.
rustum: Yes, but that’s because last year he got a menorah.
miss M: Sorry, all I have are futures.
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shit. i got him a Bart Simpson tie…
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Every year it’s the same thing! Myrrh! Jesus! You’d think he’d want some M&Ms for a change of pace.
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At first I didn’t think I wanted anything. But now I think I’d like to have a device that zaps internet Trolls. Just key in their IP and **ZAP**! they’re gone.
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Jesus is just so self effacing, isn’t he? That’s hot.
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Myrrh?? Please no one strike me down.. but WTF is that anyhoo?
Can you eat it?
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daisy: At least it wasn’t a Richard Dawkins tie.
unbearable banishment: There’s no accounting for taste.
rob: Hang on, weren’t you the one who wanted a puppy?
robin: I think he’s secretly hoping for a bottle of Johnny Walker Gold Label.
b: I think you’re pretty safe from smiting, but to answer your question, myrrh is a kind of aromatic gum that was used in incense. I suppose you can eat it, but I don’t think the results would be pleasing.
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Well, eating myrrh might perfume his farts.
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So no soap on a rope then huh?
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Less Spanish people calling their kids after him? You try and concentrate on world peace with so many people calling your name all the time.
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wait.
wait wait waitwaitwait.
I got up at 4am to get Jesus an Elmo Live and he wants myrrh?
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Good, but all I could find was myrrh in the travel size containers. So, I got him two.
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rustum: You just crack me up!
No pleasing some people.
charmskool: Maybe. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness.
anicker: Absolutely. How about a new expletive for people to use in traffic?
stephanie:
uncle keith: How thoughtful! One for home and one for the office.
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Presents, presents presents. It’s all so commercial. What happened to a good old sing song and a nice slice of cake?
*sigh*
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Perhaps Jeebus would like some goop to nourish the inner aspect… or make him vomit:
http://goop.com/
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dolce: That sounds like an ad for Royal baking powder.
rustum: I dunno, it’s a bit tough to swallow.
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I wonder if Jesus has ever recieved a Woolies 3-briefs donndie pack in his Christmas stocking.
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