Pater Noster

Fortunately *my* family doesn't feel the need to congregate at this time of year, so I'm spared a lot of the usual crap

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14 thoughts on “Pater Noster

  1. Hmmm, sounds like a reverse regression of your oedipal fantasies manifesting in guilt associations and a dislocated ego resulting in aggressive outbursts and bad puns. There’s no cure. We recommend alcohol, and a dash of tomato juice.

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  2. I made a decision a few years back that I wasn’t going to be around negative people. An unintended side effect was that it included most of my family. Holiday togetherness problem solved!

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  3. I see my siblings for roughly two weeks in December each year. It’s enough to remind me why I avoid them the rest of it. My recommendation is alcohol, lots of. Eye rolling and teeth grinding optional.

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  4. revolving credit must stop using my name in vain.
    on the other hand darren
    happy merries dude … take care on the roads, stay safe, get dronk, throw things about … usual stuff

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  5. nursemyra: I have. It’s great, isn’t it?
    daisyfae: Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
    stephanie: [sound of door slamming]
    po: Based on a true story.
    idle layabout: Hey, I’m only agressive when people say my puns are bad.
    robin: Why do you think he was always at the wine?
    rob: Ah. I think we might be related.
    parenthesis: Two weeks? That is pretty rough.
    revo: Nooooooooooooooooo!
    luke: Sorry, I have other plans.
    dolce: Careful, or you might be visited by the goat of christmas repast.

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  6. [stroking middle-aged sicilian woman beard and contemplating options] oh, yeah… i do know some of those folks, don’t i? call in a few favors and live happily ever after…

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