Safe from the Zombie Apocalypse, too

And that, my friends, is why the aliens opted for the anal probe

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12 thoughts on “Safe from the Zombie Apocalypse, too

  1. thats why I always show cleavage when invading other planets.. distracts them..they dont see the antennae or the big ass DOMINATOR 4000 with solar ray *new hidden behind me..

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  2. I always thought you were a little “different” but I put it down to your huge intellect. Now I find that I have been hanging out with an alien. How cool will my friends think I am….oh right… my friends think that I’m an alien anyway…oops…. do I really have friends?

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  3. dolce: You should see what I can do with them. They aren’t called “feelers” for nothing…
    nursemyra: I was having a metaphorical moment.
    b: Shhh. Don’t say “ass” in front of the natives.
    miss P: Then it’s a damn good thing I’m not a real man, isn’t it?
    peas: Well, we were planning on invading Kimberly.
    charmskool: I’ll loan you some of my imaginary ones, if you like.
    katt: Oh, the boss isn’t stupid – I suspect he acts the way he does because he lost a probe during a non-routine test and now spends most of his time with his head up his butt looking for it.
    stephanie: Look into the bright light.

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