I love your answer to “What’s wrong with you?” It really is a rhetorical question. I ask it to my kids, and I fear that one day they’ll give me an answer.
someone asked me once ‘do you know what my problem is’ and i said ‘ do you want that chronologically or alphabetically’. it was the single wittiest thing i’ve ever said. i’m not very quick on the uptake or witty, so this was a big deal. i’m pleased i have the chance to share that with more people. thank you kyknoord for facilitating this special moment…
Customer: what curry is this?
Waiter (Indian accent): Rangoons Revenge.
Customer: Is it hot?
Waiter (Indian accent): Well, let me put it this way – you’ll be doing handstands in the shower in the morning…
get it all out of your system before Dolce comes home–the last thing she needs is to deal w/ your bowel habits. She has her own set of “snotty” problems right now.
??toilet paper in the freezer–very good idea–both helpful and evil..
Ghost Rider–don’t bring his coolness into your preversion–so not right–poor Nicolas Cage..(he’s sending frozen TP)
Crap. Rob said it, too. But can he dance like this ****, and balance 42 5 cent pieces on his elbow, throw thenm in the air and catch them with one hand? I sincerely doubt it.
The thing about diarrhoea is that it knows exactly how much time there is between you and the loo. And it wants to race you.
Say no to Curry should be a bumper sticker. Or in the running for one at least. I have loosened up on this issue a bit since that frightful evening in London.
I could have some curry now, some nice lamb curry, with a rich, gooey gravy, rich and dark red, the lamb tender and juicy because it had been slow cooked, the potatoes soft soft soft, with some fluffy basmati flavoured with some cinnamon, cardemon and saffron, and with onion salad (chopped onion, tomato, chillies, green coriander, some sweetened vinegar). OK, throw in a poppadum or two as well.
Hey, have you tried the Teflon sphincter… it’s a simple screw in device that’s easy to use and great after beer and curry nights! Ghost Rider has a retarded brother?… Cool!
the other side of the mountain 
i told you to stay away from that fucking goat curry. it never ends well…
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dais: Especially not for the goat.
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Will you ever learn? Will any of us?
Oh, but it’s so worth it.
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UB40: Not in retrospect it isn’t.
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I love your answer to “What’s wrong with you?” It really is a rhetorical question. I ask it to my kids, and I fear that one day they’ll give me an answer.
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robin: Answering rhetorical questions is one of my guilty pleasures.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhh…..a….a….TMI….post.
“Thank you sir! May I have another?”
kyk: Put on some Johnny Cash (Ring of Fire) and go with the flow.
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rob: I just want to put the whole episode behind me.
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did yu by any chance buy the curry from a man named Dibbler?
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bete: Nah. He doesn’t do vegetarian.
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“Go with the flow” Rob? Now that really is too much information
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nursemyra: At least he didn’t suggest I do the Tahiti Trot.
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Ghost Rider’s retarded brother as in you can’t choose when you’re going to spontaneously combust?
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25crisis: No, as in it isn’t my head that bursts into flames.
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someone asked me once ‘do you know what my problem is’ and i said ‘ do you want that chronologically or alphabetically’. it was the single wittiest thing i’ve ever said. i’m not very quick on the uptake or witty, so this was a big deal. i’m pleased i have the chance to share that with more people. thank you kyknoord for facilitating this special moment…
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dorothy blackadder: No, thank you for using TOSotM Facilitation Services Inc. Your account is in the mail.
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You sure it’s not worms Kyk?
I’m sending you a pamphlet just in case…can NEVER be too vigilent.
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I thought curry killed worms…
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peas: What Betenoir said.
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they don’t call it ‘mexican heartburn for nothing’.
or should that be ‘indian heartburn’ if you had curry?
toilet paper in the freezer and whatnot?
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thrills: Thai actually, so would that make it Bangkok heartburn? eeeeeeeeeee
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Customer: what curry is this?
Waiter (Indian accent): Rangoons Revenge.
Customer: Is it hot?
Waiter (Indian accent): Well, let me put it this way – you’ll be doing handstands in the shower in the morning…
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daemoncoder: That’s a bit like “Doctor, will I be able to play the piano?”
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Lol!
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spear: I’ll see your LOL and raise you a roffle.
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My answer to the “what’s wrong with you” would have been to let one rip.
Then again, I’m evil like that.
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stephanie: I’m always impressed by people who can perform on demand.
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what’s wrong with you?
what’s wrong with you?
confusing isn’t it.
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302: Potato.
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This shall pass.
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uncle keith: Ah, that’s a relief.
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get it all out of your system before Dolce comes home–the last thing she needs is to deal w/ your bowel habits. She has her own set of “snotty” problems right now.
??toilet paper in the freezer–very good idea–both helpful and evil..
Ghost Rider–don’t bring his coolness into your preversion–so not right–poor Nicolas Cage..(he’s sending frozen TP)
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hisqueen: Please don’t mention Nicholas Cage again or I may have to hurt you.
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Ah, yes, the-old-handstands-in-the-shower routine. FYI you are hot stuff, don’t need to eat it 😉
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smP: Hah! Haven’t you heard – you are what you eat?
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Singin the old Johnny Cash favourite, Ring of Fire?
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Crap. Rob said it, too. But can he dance like this ****, and balance 42 5 cent pieces on his elbow, throw thenm in the air and catch them with one hand? I sincerely doubt it.
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scott: The long winter nights must simply fly by at your house.
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You said ‘hole’.
Nhurhurhur.
Hot and cold; see, we’re made for each other.
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dolce: Keeping the Universe in balance since 2008.
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The thing about diarrhoea is that it knows exactly how much time there is between you and the loo. And it wants to race you.
Say no to Curry should be a bumper sticker. Or in the running for one at least. I have loosened up on this issue a bit since that frightful evening in London.
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anicker: Cool avatar. Do you have friends doing the M, C and A?
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yes. and they know why.
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Oh yes.
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I could have some curry now, some nice lamb curry, with a rich, gooey gravy, rich and dark red, the lamb tender and juicy because it had been slow cooked, the potatoes soft soft soft, with some fluffy basmati flavoured with some cinnamon, cardemon and saffron, and with onion salad (chopped onion, tomato, chillies, green coriander, some sweetened vinegar). OK, throw in a poppadum or two as well.
Jeebus, I’m hungry.
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nom nom nom
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OMgosh… You have me drooling at my desk!!!!
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R, D & B: I’ll just call you lot the curry bunnies from now on, shall I?
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Hey, have you tried the Teflon sphincter… it’s a simple screw in device that’s easy to use and great after beer and curry nights! Ghost Rider has a retarded brother?… Cool!
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beaverboosh: I’m not sure that I’m into that kind of screwing, regardless of the rewards.
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Maybe you should put the discomfort to good use and write songs… well, Def Leppard did and it was quite popular.
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katt: I don’t really have the hair for power ballads any more.
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LOL I’m sure you have the fire power to start a new trend!
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In Communist Russia, new trend start you.
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