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Like they do on the Discovery Channel

Posted on 31 March 2009 by kyknoord

Have you learned nothing?

35 thoughts on “Like they do on the Discovery Channel”

daisyfae on 31 March 2009 at 01:54 said:

FIRST!

oh, wait… if i’ve been reincarnated, then perhaps not first… this requires more thought than i am capable of at the moment…

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:44 said:
  
  daisy: I think it’s safe to say that you’re unique. And therefore first.
  
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The Unbearable Banishment on 31 March 2009 at 03:06 said:

I like how each religion thinks they know what happens to you after you die. It’s the greatest scam perpetrated on mankind! Dear Theologians: Get over yourself. Nobody knows.

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:47 said:
  
  TUB: Indeed. They also don’t know the trouble I’ve seen…
  
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B on 31 March 2009 at 08:31 said:

Can a penguin flip another penguin the bird?

Cos he should if he could..

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:49 said:
  
  b: It’s highly likely. This bunch are a lot of jackasses.
  
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dorothy black on 31 March 2009 at 09:15 said:

i was Cleopatra in my previous life. And Mozart and Marie Curie and Leonardo and Virginia Woolf and…um…one of those pretty silvery blue butterflies

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:51 said:
  
  dorothy: Wow. No wonder you’re always tired.
  
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betenoir on 31 March 2009 at 09:27 said:

i dunno if i had a previous life, but in the next one I’d like to be a plump, spoiled cat that sleeps in sunbeams and chases dustmotes.

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:52 said:
  
  betenoir: And occasionally appears in captioned photographs?
  
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  - betenoir on 31 March 2009 at 15:09 said:
    
    you read my mind. not sure I can fulfill the language requirement though…
    
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    - kyknoord on 1 April 2009 at 13:02 said:
      
      and not to mention the morbid fact that the current you would be TEH DED!
      
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nursemyra on 31 March 2009 at 09:50 said:

Is that penguin on the left pre-peppered?

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:54 said:
  
  nursemyra: Shotgun scar. Deserved it, too.
  
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Scott on 31 March 2009 at 10:25 said:

Those naysayers are soooo gonna burn in hell. And if they ARE reincarnated, will they be allowed to take part in a peace conference?

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:55 said:
  
  scott: Wait, you mean this isn’t hell?
  
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Dolce on 31 March 2009 at 10:48 said:

Have you been visiting the docks again?

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:56 said:
  
  dolce: What do you mean, “again”? I never left.
  
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Rustum on 31 March 2009 at 11:48 said:

I prefer puffin, roasted in a basting of butter, lemon and fresh thyme. It will have to be a quick roast – high heat; crispy on the outside, succulent on the inside. Aah, Iceland…

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 12:57 said:
  
  rustum: I prefer huffin’ and puffin’.
  
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thegnukid on 31 March 2009 at 14:16 said:

but if in his previous life he was…say…an engineer, wouldn’t being a penguin be a step up in the reincarnation ladder? just saying, that’s all…

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- kyknoord on 31 March 2009 at 17:14 said:
  
  gnukid: Impossible. As Daisyfae will attest, engineers are the highest form of life on earth.
  
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  - daisyfae on 1 April 2009 at 01:02 said:
    
    not any more… had to quit when they instituted the random piss test.
    
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    - kyknoord on 1 April 2009 at 13:05 said:
      
      Yeah, I struggle to produce on demand as well.
      
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ExMi on 31 March 2009 at 20:13 said:

oh look! a penguin!

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- kyknoord on 1 April 2009 at 13:08 said:
  
  thrills: Well spotted!
  
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hisqueen on 31 March 2009 at 20:48 said:

Crazy–hubby and I just had the religious conversation the other day after seeing “Knowing”…we don’t believe in reincarnation…I personally am too tired in this life to do it again.
I do appreciate the pre-peppered penguin..add just a bit of salt and some lemon/thyme…sounds good..(does anyone know if they taste like chicken)

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- hisqueen on 31 March 2009 at 22:39 said:
  
  ooppsss as I re-read it–I’m not refering to my hubby as crazy but that it was crazy that we were talking about it…
  
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  - kyknoord on 1 April 2009 at 13:10 said:
    
    hisqueen: Too late! Freudian slips are non-returnable.
    
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    - Rustum on 1 April 2009 at 22:20 said:
      
      Apparently puffin is quite ‘gamy’, according to Sean French, ‘First Catch your Puffin’:
      
      “It had none of the fishy taste that is supposed to render seagull flesh unpalatable. It was strong, dark, gamy. There was an extra pleasure because when I was a child, my parents had made me a member of the Puffin Club….
      
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      - kyknoord on 2 April 2009 at 18:02 said:
        
        Cannibalism fantasies, anyone?
        
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robinaltman on 1 April 2009 at 14:06 said:

By the way, I meant to say earlier, that I love the new personalized comment, thing. I feel like I’m at the spa of blogs. If only I could get a good pedicure here.

Thanks for opening my eyes. Now I’m sure I’ve been reincarnated.

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- kyknoord on 2 April 2009 at 18:01 said:
  
  robin: I think WordPress are working on a widget for that.
  
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UncleKeith on 2 April 2009 at 22:29 said:

I think I was a genital crab in another life.

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Rob on 22 April 2009 at 05:27 said:

Great. Now all I hear is *BUMP* DA *BUMP* DA *BUMP* ….”You and me baby ain’t nuthin’ but mammals….”

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