Thank you for adding talking spaghetti to the panthaeon of horrors already jostling for space in my head. I’ll be the one at Pannarotti’s waving the crucifix while my children’s heads rotate like whirligigs.
Here’s what a dope I am: I attended a Catholic Parochial school and didn’t get this post until the second read. That’s how far removed I am from my mother’s attempt to inject Christianity into my bones.
I will confess that until Unbearable posted I also didn’t quite get it–what kind of lutheran girl am I….all those years of school and I learned nothing..what a waste of my money—
I guess only a lapsed Catholic (ahem that makes at least two of us) can manage to crack about 3 Good Friday jokes in one post and have the Lutherans scratching their heads.
the other side of the mountain 
Thank you for adding talking spaghetti to the panthaeon of horrors already jostling for space in my head. I’ll be the one at Pannarotti’s waving the crucifix while my children’s heads rotate like whirligigs.
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scott: Good news! You can do that at Primi as well.
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Walking in the garden! What a great idea!
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peas: Ja, just have to avoid Judas. He’s been getting very touchy-feely these days.
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Friday??? Smells fishy!
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revo: I sea.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? – One is bad money the other is a mad bunny
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? – A hot cross bunny
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? – A receding hareline.
What did the Easter bunny want to do when he grew up? – Join the Hare Force
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? EGG-ercise and HARE-robics.
Ok, I’m done now.
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The hot cross bunny is the best.
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dolce: How do you say, “Richard and Robert raped rabbits” without using any Rs?
rustum: Glenn Close would agree with you.
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I’ll bet that’s one really nice garden. He probably just zaps away the weeds.
I like the receding hareline joke! I’m going to say it all day, until people tell me to shut the f- up.
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robin: Seems like a waste of perfectly good weed to me.
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ba bum ching.
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stephanie: Is that like the I Ching, only it applies to hindsight?
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FSN: Yeah, but at least you got nailed…
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that would be “FSM”. unless it’s the “flying spaghetti noodlemeister”…
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daisy: Only in the Department of Redundancy Department.
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Well this is good stuff! I am looking forward to your interpretation of the resurrection. Will there be zombies?
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mjw: That depends if you want them to starve or not. There aren’t too many brains to go around these days.
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Garden .. Yikes! The Were-Rabbits – BEWARE!
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whippy curly tails: They’re not so bad. It’s the were-gerbils that worry me.
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Here’s what a dope I am: I attended a Catholic Parochial school and didn’t get this post until the second read. That’s how far removed I am from my mother’s attempt to inject Christianity into my bones.
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UB40: I always follow the advice of Sun Tzu: Know thy enemy.
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As one little girl said when my Fifth grade class went to see Godspell, “I hope he doesn’t die.”
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uncle keith: Awww, how cute! A future revisionist historian in the making.
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Happy Good Friday to all!
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cew: Sorry, I have other plans.
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I will confess that until Unbearable posted I also didn’t quite get it–what kind of lutheran girl am I….all those years of school and I learned nothing..what a waste of my money—
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hisqueen: I’d ask for a refund if I was you.
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I guess only a lapsed Catholic (ahem that makes at least two of us) can manage to crack about 3 Good Friday jokes in one post and have the Lutherans scratching their heads.
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Nope – I just counted four and I’ve probably missed one or two more.
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charmskool: I’m most impressed by your diligence. For the record, this strip contains five stupid jokes. A bit more than average.
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Yep – I counted them again – there were 5.
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Sweet Dear Lord this is funny! 🙂
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spear: It is? I don’t get it.
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“hang out” “Friday” ….hahahahahhahahaha! I just got that. Mind you I raised a heathen. We’re a little slow.
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Actually, I was raised a heathen. But, I have also raised two heathens and I’m working on a third.
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rob: Excellent. You can stay.
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