This slight departure from the norm is in honour of the fact that Dolce and I have been together for a year. Perhaps it would be more precise to say “an item” rather than “together”, since we’re actually in different hemispheres at the moment+, but I think you get the gist of it.
So what’s it like dating a demon? To paraphrase Lou Reed – she makes me forget myself. Extrapolating Perfect Day to twelve months should give you an inkling of what I’m on about. Still confused? Okay, to put it another way – it’s fuckin’ awesome, man!
Happy anniversary, schveetie.
+ Any suggestions that this may be a contributing factor to our continued itemhood will be met with dire retribution. You have been warned!