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Curses

Posted on 6 May 2009 by kyknoord

Well, it looks upside down to ME

A reading from the Book of Cayennetology:

…And the mother of Kyknoord’s child did look upon him with disdain. His contentment was as thorn in her buttock and her stomach was twisted with loathing. She swore unto the Void, “I will strike down this abomination and make him writhe” and it was so. Darkness moved upon the face of Kyknoord and he ground his teeth in frustration…

To echo Olivia’s lament in 12th Night – Will it ever be thus?

My ex and I got divorced more than two and half years ago and yet she still manages to find ways to push my buttons. Man! I can’t seem to find the balance in my interaction with her: I’m either too much of a bastard or not enough of one. Kids, don’t try this at home.

In other, happier news: the reunion with Dolce was superbly pornographic. That is all.

30 thoughts on “Curses”

daisyfae on 6 May 2009 at 13:19 said:

shadows and light. here’s to more light than shadows…

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- kyknoord on 6 May 2009 at 18:36 said:
  
  daisyfae: Isn’t that what Cliff Richard said?
  
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betenoir on 6 May 2009 at 14:20 said:

…and ppeople wonder how come you two crazy kids ever got divorced.

have you considered “accidentally” taping your pornovita encounters and “accidentally” emailing it to her?

oops?

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- kyknoord on 6 May 2009 at 18:37 said:
  
  bete: I don’t think she’d fall for that again.
  
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The Unbearable Banishment on 6 May 2009 at 14:39 said:

It’s the old yin and yang of life.

Isn’t it amazing to think about the arc from the time you stood at the alter to profess your undying love until today? It cannot be understood.

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- kyknoord on 6 May 2009 at 18:38 said:
  
  UB40: I believe emphasis may be needed on the “foolish” part of “young and foolish”.
  
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Stephanie of Stopbouncing on 6 May 2009 at 15:24 said:

well, I can think of one way to get your mind off of your woes… or 365 if you got the position a day calender.

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- kyknoord on 6 May 2009 at 18:40 said:
  
  stephanie: Are you suggesting that I become a politician?
  
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hisqueen on 6 May 2009 at 19:14 said:

only 2 1/2 yrs….hahahahahahah….you’re a baby at this. As long as there are children involved, you’re in for a long haul. I have been divorced for over 8 years and he can still piss me off like it was yesterday. He is needy, stupid, self-centered, purposefully jobless and just plain *&*&%#@@!@##$. (and those are the nice things). I pay child support and he still always needs something else. I can hardly wait until my youngest is 18. then I will have no reason for any type of contact with him. On the good side…the longer you’re apart the easier it is to just say “NO” and hang up the phone..then it’s up to me/you to decided if they ruined our day or not.
The good side is that Dolce’s back as your on-scene support. Love my hubby for that…(sorry it’s so long)

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 12:58 said:
  
  hisqueen: So I’ll take that as a “yes”, shall I?
  
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Scott on 6 May 2009 at 20:50 said:

Of COURSE it will be Thurs! Every week, at least once, between Wed and Fri.
Tomorrow could be your lucky day!
Silly Olivia!

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 12:59 said:
  
  scott: Arrrr!
  
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thegnukid on 7 May 2009 at 01:46 said:

[nods head with understanding and sympathy] …and i am only starting on the divorce adventure myself… i was advised to just be a big prick with the soon-to-be-ex-, but still find it hard to do so, despite her giving me every reason to be.

i will, nonetheless, cling to the hope of the raucous sounds of lustful reunion wafting their way from the far, far southeast of me and hope that some such lie in my future as well.

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 13:04 said:
  
  gnukid: Either way, you’re in for an interesting ride.
  
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  - hisqueen on 7 May 2009 at 14:20 said:
    
    Gentlemen: the whole “just say NO” theme applies post divorce/near divorce…Say No to start and sort it out later w/ your personal support team.. Then you have the power to give what you want w/ no regrets.
    admittedly easier said than done but a must to maintain your own sanity.
    
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    - kyknoord on 8 May 2009 at 14:08 said:
      
      No worries then, she got my sanity as part of the settlement.
      
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robinaltman on 7 May 2009 at 04:35 said:

Can’t you smite her back? If you want, I could smite her. I’m a really good smiter. Just say the word.

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 13:07 said:
  
  robin: What’s the word?
  
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Spear The Almighty on 7 May 2009 at 09:36 said:

Reunions…so much fun. 🙂

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 13:10 said:
  
  STA man: Except when you’re being sick off the side of a boat and a vagrant gust of wind reunites you with the former contents of your stomach. Other than that, definitely yes.
  
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Dolce on 7 May 2009 at 09:43 said:

My folks have been splitsville for [a long time] years. And they still snipe at each other. Nothing like snipage to bring out the 5 year old in grown ups. Nothing like hiring a sniper to shut them the fek up.

On the upside, *grin*

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 13:15 said:
  
  dolce: Yes indeedy
  
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nursemyra on 7 May 2009 at 11:01 said:

Dolce’s readers already know about the pornographic reunion 😉

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- kyknoord on 7 May 2009 at 13:22 said:
  
  nursemyra: I was going for thematic conjunction here.
  
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Peas On Toast on 8 May 2009 at 08:16 said:

I’m sorry dude 😦

I don’t see my longterm ex ever and HE still manages to push my buttons, so you’re really in the hotseat innit.
Thanks heavens for Dolce 🙂

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- kyknoord on 8 May 2009 at 14:13 said:
  
  peas: I’m hoping it works like inoculation and that repeated exposure will eventually render me immune.
  
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anicker on 8 May 2009 at 10:00 said:

So… she still makes you hit the roof? Have you considered shooting lessons to improve your aim?

PS: thegnukid… you said big prick, hard, cling, raucous sounds, lustful reunion and lie in one sentence. wowee. now THAT’S hot. (i need a little lie down now)

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- kyknoord on 8 May 2009 at 14:16 said:
  
  anicker: I’ll work on improving my aim once I secure a supply of silver bullets.
  
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Tyger Katt on 11 May 2009 at 18:20 said:

Now that was a rollercoaster ride of an entry.

Exes are a lot like evil colleagues – they know which buttons to push and I suspect they get off on the resulting reactions.

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Uncle Keith on 12 May 2009 at 23:05 said:

Mmmmmm…pornography

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