Never let it be said that I am unwilling to accept constructive criticism. Never let it be said that I am a cold, unfeeling bastard who is oblivious to the suffering he causes. Never let it be said that my Photoshop skillz are not mighty. Henceforth all future entries that contain emotional content – irrespective of whether they feature penguins or not – will include the following cautionary notice:
Of course, this is by no means guaranteed. After all, misery loves company.