Eating people is wrong

Also, my arachnology skills tend to take a back seat when I'm busy screaming like a schoolgirl

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62 thoughts on “Eating people is wrong

  1. If eating people is wrong … I don’t want to be right.

    Wait, is that creepy? Stop judging me. You’re the MURDERER. Of people-eaters. Two wrongs don’t make a right, yo.

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  2. My son was bitten on the forehead by a white tail spider a couple of years ago – he looked like he was mutating into a unicorn for about a week afterwards….. nasty venomous things

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  3. you and my hubby are both little girly men when it comes to spiders. I couldn’t scream like a girl if I wanted to because who would kill the spider for me? I used to scream “kill it, kill it” as I chased it down to squish it but realized that made the hubby run away faster. Now he’s trained to get the necessary equipment while I keep an eye on the little bugger.
    Poor you and Bouncy..bit in the same week.

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  4. Well if you consider that the spider only bit you, whilst you killed it in revenge, the score ends up: Spider Nil, Kyk One. Poor spidey! Glad you mentioned the althaiophobia – I was going to make you hot chocolate with marshmallows on top to comfort you and make you forget the pain. Sigh….back to the drawing board.

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  5. it could have been worse – it could have been a bite from a Rock Spider (2-legged kind that hangs out at Bellville Civic Centre) – i hear they have evolved and are now hanging around on the Web.

    On the “Eating People is Wrong”:

    Q; What is the difference between a ginger minge and a cricket ball?

    A: If you try really hard – like REALLY hard, you can probably eat a cricket ball.

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  6. You squished the spider? Oh no dude! There can be really cute. Some are even furry. If you squint really hard at a tarantula you might even see a tabby-cat in it’s cold, green blooded, festering heart.

    Blergh!

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