Squishing into oblivion = sweet revenge. Can I do that with my ex-boss? It’s been five months and I still have daydream fantasies of locking my fingers around her throat.
My son was bitten on the forehead by a white tail spider a couple of years ago – he looked like he was mutating into a unicorn for about a week afterwards….. nasty venomous things
you and my hubby are both little girly men when it comes to spiders. I couldn’t scream like a girl if I wanted to because who would kill the spider for me? I used to scream “kill it, kill it” as I chased it down to squish it but realized that made the hubby run away faster. Now he’s trained to get the necessary equipment while I keep an eye on the little bugger.
Poor you and Bouncy..bit in the same week.
Well if you consider that the spider only bit you, whilst you killed it in revenge, the score ends up: Spider Nil, Kyk One. Poor spidey! Glad you mentioned the althaiophobia – I was going to make you hot chocolate with marshmallows on top to comfort you and make you forget the pain. Sigh….back to the drawing board.
it could have been worse – it could have been a bite from a Rock Spider (2-legged kind that hangs out at Bellville Civic Centre) – i hear they have evolved and are now hanging around on the Web.
On the “Eating People is Wrong”:
Q; What is the difference between a ginger minge and a cricket ball?
A: If you try really hard – like REALLY hard, you can probably eat a cricket ball.
You squished the spider? Oh no dude! There can be really cute. Some are even furry. If you squint really hard at a tarantula you might even see a tabby-cat in it’s cold, green blooded, festering heart.
the other side of the mountain 
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spider can!
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Malach!
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Syncopated Eyeball loves Malach the Merciless! True! But I’m sorry that evil spider tried to eat you.
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I don’t think the two are necessarily mutually exclusive.
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Malack!
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Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a Spider pig does…
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That explains the strange footprints up there.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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GET IT OFF ME!!!
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Did you get it? i want proof! Bring me the head! Seriously, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Squishing into oblivion = sweet revenge. Can I do that with my ex-boss? It’s been five months and I still have daydream fantasies of locking my fingers around her throat.
Fucking earworm.
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Of course you can. I can’t promise I’ll visit you in prison, but I’ll try.
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If eating people is wrong … I don’t want to be right.
Wait, is that creepy? Stop judging me. You’re the MURDERER. Of people-eaters. Two wrongs don’t make a right, yo.
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True, but three rights makes a left.
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bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
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Ah, the unmistakable opening bars of the Ode to Schadenfreude.
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HA HA HA HA! You crack me up! Your wit is wonderful, do you really have to work in an orifice?
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The only thing I absolutely have to do is die. Everything else involves a degree of choice.
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Don’t you have to pee?
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Aaww the pwoor wittle boy is scared of a spider … 😛
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Yup. It’s not as bad as my althaiophobia, though.
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So Ghostbusters was unwatchable for you?
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That’s what caused it.
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He’s coming to eeeeaaaaaaaaaaat you 😛
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Hee hee! Love the comic today!
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Oooh. Awkward. The comic only likes you as a friend.
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I didn’t mean IN love and I don’t do sex with comics anyway.
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Oh surrrrre. We all believe you.
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first!
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Third!
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7 thousand 1 hundred and ninety five!
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I have a MONKEY!
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I am the walrus!
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coo coo cachoo
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My son was bitten on the forehead by a white tail spider a couple of years ago – he looked like he was mutating into a unicorn for about a week afterwards….. nasty venomous things
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Believe me, I am really glad this wasn’t an ex-pat arachnid from Oz. They’re seriously hardcore.
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you and my hubby are both little girly men when it comes to spiders. I couldn’t scream like a girl if I wanted to because who would kill the spider for me? I used to scream “kill it, kill it” as I chased it down to squish it but realized that made the hubby run away faster. Now he’s trained to get the necessary equipment while I keep an eye on the little bugger.
Poor you and Bouncy..bit in the same week.
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Ja, it was the same spider.
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Well if you consider that the spider only bit you, whilst you killed it in revenge, the score ends up: Spider Nil, Kyk One. Poor spidey! Glad you mentioned the althaiophobia – I was going to make you hot chocolate with marshmallows on top to comfort you and make you forget the pain. Sigh….back to the drawing board.
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I wasn’t actually trying to kill it. I was just attempting to dislodge it before it returned to the buffet for seconds.
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it could have been worse – it could have been a bite from a Rock Spider (2-legged kind that hangs out at Bellville Civic Centre) – i hear they have evolved and are now hanging around on the Web.
On the “Eating People is Wrong”:
Q; What is the difference between a ginger minge and a cricket ball?
A: If you try really hard – like REALLY hard, you can probably eat a cricket ball.
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aniker owes me a keyboard. and i just wasted some fine whisky…
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WTF is up with the spiders lately?!
Hope your swellings gone down…
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Stephanie! Phoeff!
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I meant from the spider, not his ego…
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Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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baby, I can call it whatever you want me to call it.
Everything’s got a price on it.
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Except this tub of margerine I have here. The sticker fell off.
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Some spiders eat their males – usually *after* walls have been climbed, granted, but still. Something to be thankful for, no?
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I did not have sex with that spider.
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Oh surrrrre. We all believe you.
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You had sex with a spider???
Dude!
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too busy commenting on comments to comment, kthxbai.
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Fair comment. kbai.
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You squished the spider? Oh no dude! There can be really cute. Some are even furry. If you squint really hard at a tarantula you might even see a tabby-cat in it’s cold, green blooded, festering heart.
Blergh!
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That sounds like a country ‘n’ western song.
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Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. Gosh. Wasn’t Uncle Ben a downer?
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He was probably bloated from all the rice.
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I was once bitten by a bat… when I was a sboolboy.
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I’ll bet you felt like a silly bunt.
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Huh, when I was bitten by a spider recently, all it did for me was swell up the side of my face.
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