Indeed. In the corporate caste system, senior managers are forbidden to carry out tasks reserved for lackeys. In many cases, they have to filter their instructions via an intermediate-level lackey to avoid polluting their leadership purity.
I hate minions. They’re so f’ing slow. I have to kill them for they’re incompetence and it’s soooooo messy…
(The fact that I spelled “incompetence” wrong and your spell check had to correct me, sort of ruined the whole snotty superior vibe of that comment. What a buzz kill.)
Two free range, medium sized, vegan, filet minions. (a spare is often necessary) If not sufficiently pliable, tenderise well with wooden paddle mallet and marinade in sour grapes and large pinch of salt. Flame grill at gas mark “fires of hell” and serve toasty. It’s a big hit at management functions.
Filet minion bwahahaha. I might have to “pun”ish that. I wish I had a minion. I used to have a minion. My minion resigned. My boss said I could’nt have another minion because I broke the one I had. You can’t eat filet minion it’ll give you such indigestion!
“Hey, didya get that email I just sent you? Well, it was about that project we were working on and how I’m going to need you to revise that spreadsheet with the following data…”
I used to be a minion who rapidly learned to make the upper echelon my minions. It worked out very well for me. lots of grovelling, Mochas and plenty of “I need” and “here you go’s” being sent back and forth.(with me getting what I wanted when I wanted and how I wanted or it went back.)
ahhh…I lived like a queen till I got married again and now I’m back to stay at home, cater to the dogs, minion.
the other side of the mountain 
you must have a junior minion. the better ones can be summoned to come hither with just a look…
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Got it in one. He is a junior minion, while I’m a better one.
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It’s all about power (or the illusion of power) – getting it, flaunting it, desperately holding onto it and then – oops – it’s gone. C’est la vie!
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Indeed. In the corporate caste system, senior managers are forbidden to carry out tasks reserved for lackeys. In many cases, they have to filter their instructions via an intermediate-level lackey to avoid polluting their leadership purity.
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I hate minions. They’re so f’ing slow. I have to kill them for they’re incompetence and it’s soooooo messy…
(The fact that I spelled “incompetence” wrong and your spell check had to correct me, sort of ruined the whole snotty superior vibe of that comment. What a buzz kill.)
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I hate minions too. You have to marinade them for hours and they don’t keep.
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I want minions.
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I don’t seem to have any spare, but I can send you a cookie.
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Okay, that will work.
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I am more a peon guy than a minion
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Malach!
Ok, I want 1000 gold and 500 lumber by nightfall. Off you go!
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i have the same argument with my 9-y-o every morning. sigh….
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Cheer up, it’s good preparation for the business world.
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Minions are useful if you whip them into proper shape….
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Quite right, although nipple clamps tend to be counter-productive.
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That depends on the goal
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Touché
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I’d like a minion. Then I could perpetuate the cycle of minionness.
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Good minions are in short supply these days.
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My minion never says “Yo”. She’s more likely to say “no”
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Feisty, is she? Maybe she needs to be sent back to minion school. Or threatened with the clamps again.
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I’ve always wanted minions but I hear they make you fat and lazy.
Especially if you like your filet topped with blue cheese and bacon.
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Could you send me the recipe? Filet minion sounds delicious.
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Two free range, medium sized, vegan, filet minions. (a spare is often necessary) If not sufficiently pliable, tenderise well with wooden
paddlemallet and marinade in sour grapes and large pinch of salt. Flame grill at gas mark “fires of hell” and serve toasty. It’s a big hit at management functions.LikeLike
Filet minion bwahahaha. I might have to “pun”ish that. I wish I had a minion. I used to have a minion. My minion resigned. My boss said I could’nt have another minion because I broke the one I had. You can’t eat filet minion it’ll give you such indigestion!
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It’s ok, I have Gaviscon(TM).
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I want millions.
Sx
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Will you settle for mullions?
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i lost my minion
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Have you checked behind the fridge?
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I bet you your minions is not wearing de jean pant, wiff a belt 🙂
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Jean Pant!
Ja, that are true. They can like to be causing kak, too.
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“Hey, didya get that email I just sent you? Well, it was about that project we were working on and how I’m going to need you to revise that spreadsheet with the following data…”
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Creepy. It’s like you were there. I thought I disconnected the webcam.
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how else would I have known it was pantsless Thursday?
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I used to be a minion who rapidly learned to make the upper echelon my minions. It worked out very well for me. lots of grovelling, Mochas and plenty of “I need” and “here you go’s” being sent back and forth.(with me getting what I wanted when I wanted and how I wanted or it went back.)
ahhh…I lived like a queen till I got married again and now I’m back to stay at home, cater to the dogs, minion.
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Free to choose your own shackles, huh?
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Self-employment and being your own boss; that’s the way to go. I hate being anyone’s minion.
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The trouble with being your own boss is that sometimes you end up working for a real wanker.
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Well, yeah, that’s true. But at least the boss is a wanker you like.
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