We proudly present…

Unfortunately, the plan backfired and *I* ended up having to give the presentation

Advertisements

30 thoughts on “We proudly present…

  1. when i was stuck being the “office safety manager” i had to give quarterly safety presentations. i started adding lines to the presentation material to see if people were paying attention – “The first person to bark like a dog gets a cookie”. “Yell ‘Bingo!’ and get a treat”. attendence went through the roof by the 3rd quarter…

    Like

  2. Pingback: Into the Pink « Forever Girly

  3. Do you remember Rick Astley?
    He had a big fat hit that was ghastly.
    He said I’m never gonna give you up or let you down.
    Well I’m here to tell ya that Dick’s a clown
    Though he was just a boy when he made that vow.
    I’d bet it all that he knows by now.

    All Man are Liars
    Nick Lowe

    Like

  4. *swoon*
    Seriously.

    Is this the same person who does the “Did I forget to give you that very important piece of information which is critical to the things I asked you to do because I’m too busy gossiping about the office to do my own work?”

    Like

    • The very same. Important pieces of information such as the meeting being rescheduled an hour earlier so you look like a totally incompetent fuckwit when you show up late.

      Like

  5. Is no input really that much of a problem? Did you really want his opinion? Excuse me while I go gossip about what a good minion you are..

    what the hell..I never knew this is the guy who sings this song..the voice coming out of his mouth doesn’t fit the prissy, sissy way he looks.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s