The first rule of project management is everything takes longer and costs more. The second rule is if it’s on time and within budget, you’ve probably forgotten something.
The worst part is dealing with clients who won’t play open cards: “I’m thinking of a number, but I won’t tell you what it is. Instead, I will waste your time by insisting on innumerable revisions until I am finally able to accept that my budget is laughably insufficient. Of course, I will hold you personally responsible for this fact. Logic? What’s that? Mwahaha! Mwahahahahahahahaha!”
Anyone need a body-slave? I still have a few good years left in me and I work cheap.
Incidentally, this is my 200th comic. Well done to the stalkers who noticed that without being prompted. If you send your details to FIFA, Sepp Blatter will give you a cookie.