So much for Friday night. What did I get up to? Oh, you know. Stuff. As one does. However, I will say this: I may be a terrible driver, but I can change a tyre in record time.
I also chatted to Kyknoord Jr on the phone on Sunday. I miss her. She misses her old man too, even though he’s a mean motherfucker. Many thanks to Jessica for pointing that out.
the other side of the mountain 
Who needs an orange skirt to get arrested?? Pavlos Joseph just needed the loo, and he’s facing some outrageous “We are FIFA, we control South Africa now” charges about trespassing. I think the guy should be rewarded for finding an obvious flaw in the security measures! 😀
Sorry that you’re missing your girl – Father’s Day without the midgets isn’t the same – I missed my dad too, today…
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I wonder what FIFA do with all the souls they buy.
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Barter them for eggs or something I expect. So what colour was the skirt if not orange?
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Black, but with silver detailing. You have no idea how I struggled to find matching shoes.
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The jack in my car is so complicated that someone would need an engineering degree in order to operate it. I’d call roadside assistance immediately. Do you know what I keep in my toolbox? A checkbook.
Tyre? Tire!
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Go teach your grandmother to suck eggs! That’s how we spell it in the rest of the English-speaking world. Also: doughnut, colour, aluminium and so forth.
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Is a tyre a tire that is burning as an offering to a pagan god?
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Imagine a world beyond the borders of the United States where they speak English but spell some words differently. Freaky, I know, but here’s the really weird part: It’s true!
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Don’t Be silly Man: the USA doesn’t exist, it’s a place they made up for movies, like Sparta or the Moon.
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Those bastards! To think I fell for it. I’m such a dupe.
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No way! I refuse to hear it! *sticks fingers in ears and sings “My Country Tis of Thee” really loudly*
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Hah! You can’t fool me twice. I know you’re just an actor paid to say that.
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An orange mini could be considered safety clothing whilst changing the tire!
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True, but you try telling that to Sepp Blatter’s evil minions.
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How about a red mini skirt?
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Red isn’t really my colour. Burgundy, perhaps.
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Motherfucker or not, hope your father’s day was good.
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It was. I went to see my dad (who is also a mofo, but more of an upbeat one).
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First!
[This comment sponsored by the Parlotones]
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[This comment censored by FIFA]
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Oh damn you Steve, I was going to be first!
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C’mon you two. Makeup!
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Ag man! Do you also vote Labour?
(I only did that to let you know I know some Seths.)
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Of course not! I’m an anarchist.
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And it’s a wonder women always fall for the “badboy” types. Childhood issues.
As one friend pointed out. “FIFA is not ayoba!”
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Yup. Semantic programming gets them every time.
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You’re welcome for pointing that out.
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Hey, we could be the new Pointer Sisters.
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Have you been fancying yourself an action hero again?
Or a British standup comedian?
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Have you been fancying yourself an action hero again?
Or a British standup comedian?
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sorry about the fuckup. please feel free to delete any and all extraneous comments.
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Censorship is against the action hero code.
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BWHAHAHAHA : )
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Somehow I get the feeling you aren’t laughing with me.
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Something’s changed.
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Yes, the tyre.
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‘Fick Fufa’, an amusing witticism that has made me smile! Although not as widely as at the image of a tyre-changing chap in an organge mini-skirt.
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Especially when you consider that the tyre didn’t really want to change.
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