It’s the gift that keeps on giving. Generosity is my middle name.
Actually, I don’t have a middle name, but if I did, I’d want it to be something cool, like “The”. Then I’d be up there with luminaries such as Attila The Hun; Winnie The Pooh; John The Baptist; and so forth.
I’m feeling a bit light-headed. Maybe I need to lie down.
First!
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I warned you not to mess with the creator. told you there would be smack down consequences.
Sounds like you are irreplaceable but they don’t want to admit it.
hope you feel less infectious soon
(won’t say “First” cuz that causes Jebus H. Crispies to do the smack down on me)
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I’m sure I’ll be fine. Just give me 28 days or so.
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Geez..must you…I saw that movie, tried to watch the 2nd one but it just caused me nightmares.
Lets just say, if I had a large hatchet, hubby and his jokes would have died that night.
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One of the little joys of the workplace that. Infecting management.
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I’m not “infecting” them, I’m “providing them with a stretch goal with respect to their immune system”.
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This? “Actually, I don’t have a middle name, but if I did, I’d want it to be something cool, like “The”. Then I’d be up there with luminaries such as Attila The Hun; Winnie The Pooh; John The Baptist; and so forth.” Is genius.
And you’ll agree that i’m not usually given to sycophancy, therefore it MUST be true.
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Oh yeah. Feel better. (See?)
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You’re too kind
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Oh, stop moaning and just get on with it! You’re not dying, goddamit! 😀
PS. Get better soon…
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That’s what she said.
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I thought the “fever” in the title referred to FIFA World Cup madness. The USA generally ignores this sort of thing but it’s all the rage this week.
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Well, FIFA does make me feel ill…
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See! That’s what happens when you smite Jebus and the FIFA gods dude.
They smite back. With snot and fever.
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Lazy bastards. What happened to lighting bolts?
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………or psychotherapist. Uh, I mean Psycho THE rapist. Hope you’re feeling better. And don’t pass whatever it is over here!
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Better wash your hands.
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You mean you don’t have a fever for the flavor?
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‘Fraid not. I’m also no longer flavour of the month.
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Edward the Confessor might be the best one when you’re ill. At least you’d get to hear about other people’s misery.
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Ja, also probably more socially acceptable than Vlad the Impaler.
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Wow! I never realized the whole “psychotherapist” thing. I’m officially freaked out.
I hope you feel better, soon! Meanwhile, infect everyone you can, and we’ll call you Kyknoord the Terrible.
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I wouldn’t mind if you called me that anyway.
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You infect us all with your pretty picture and witty repartee
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Then I suggest everyone take the day off.
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See, this is why I lick my dog in the mouth each morning: It provides for a stronger immune system.
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I hope you aren’t suggesting I french kiss my colleagues. Yick.
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