There’s been a new development in my ex-wife’s campaign to inveigle her way into my spare room.
She appears to have let the matter drop for now, but I know from bitter experience that it won’t end here. She never gives up that easily and I can almost guarantee that she’s busily concocting some scheme to blindside me, unless I can come up with an ironclad countermeasure.
The odds are pretty good that she’ll simply show up at my doorstep armed with a lame story that her accommodation plans have “somehow” fallen through and that she has nowhere else to go. She’s already done this once before.
It therefore makes sense for me to remove the prize from the field altogether and rent out the room. To this end, I have compiled the following form to weed out undesirable applicants:
I have a good feeling about this.