Foreign aid

The irony is that when you start having hallucinations of Clippy, you really DO need help

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44 thoughts on “Foreign aid

  1. I have an ear infection that is slowly but, i suspect, surely, killing me.
    So, i would kill for your paperclip. Win/win?

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    • And here I thought I was the only one receiving instructions to kill – although in my case, I suspect it’s the drugs, rather than an ear infection, that causes the hallucinations.

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  2. You can put paper clips into shredders. I think. I mean, you can put staples into shredders, and paper clips are just glorified staples. Not yours, though. Because it can talk and stuff. I’ll have to check the manual.

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  3. Have you ever considered what might happen if you were nice to Clippy? I think that would cause him to spontaneously combust. Try it next time and let us know. What’s the worst that could happen? A stalking paper clip would still be the least of your problems.

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    • I suppose it’s worth a try, although I have visions of Clippy making friends with the testicle-eating pixies and that will definitely end in tears.

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  4. I think the IT guy has clearly taken revenge for your previous post – because you could have turned clippy into the cutest puppy with but the click of a mouse button, if it still clicked … oh wait…you don’t like puppies either. You could choose the cute little kitty???? Uh Kyknoord why is your eye twitching like that?

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  5. I loathe Clippy so much I joined the Facebook group:

    “People Who Hate Clippy, the Stupid Paper Clip from Microsoft Word” (Seriously!)

    Soon we’re making a series of movies based on our hatred of Clippy.
    Clippy on the edge
    Unwanted Clip
    Die Hard Clippy … and my personal favourite:
    Clippy must die

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