I’m a graphic designer and have always worked for investment bankers. What you just described is the very bane of my existence. How did you know? Have you been peeking at my personal diaries again?
Yes, I find that blowing my head off in an explosion of brain and blood really helps with my headaches too, something about eradicating the root of the problem…
Do you still think my box of 100 Syndol was such an extravagance? Huh? Huh? I neeeed them. And my axons are aching. They make a sound like this: EE EE EE – see? it is too a word. Still suffering from a lack of Zen placement I guess?
and talking of blowing yer head off … i’ve had that bloody bonnie tyler toon on repeat in my frazzled mind since i read your message on my blog … i will Git You. 🙂
” It’s perfect!… only can you move the whole building 5ocm to the left?”
I’ve already popped two Advils today. I still have to pick up my car at the repair shop. I’ll propably have an aneurism when I see the final bill.
What I hate even more is when you get sent a large document by email, and you (foolishly) presume the sender has sorted all the page settings, etc., and you print out the document, and then discover, 70 pages later, (usually half of them blank or with a column running down the left-hand edge) that you were wrong! Aaarrrggghhhh!
Yep. I’m thinking Chinese water torture, stretching on racks, burning candles below exposed genitals. Of course, all in a day’s play if one is kinky… >:)
Whoa!!! Just below your comment column is an automatically generated post your readers”might also like.”
Today, it’s a video and Muggins, thinking it was from you, clicked. Muggins no longer think it’s from you.
Since I’m low woman on the totem pole at my work, I’d have to clean up this man’s blood. I’d use a vinegar/baking soda solution, but the office would still reek of plasma.
the other side of the mountain 
You said blow. Nhur hur hur.
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And head. Nhurhurhur.
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“I need you to change this ‘the’ to ‘an’.”
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*sob*
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inevitably, it’s got to be one of those changes on page 3 that disrupts all subsequent pages.
And print it in color.
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*whimper*
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“and I’m not sure about this font…”
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“Comic Sans seems like a better choice, don’t you agree?”
*KABOOM!*
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I’m a graphic designer and have always worked for investment bankers. What you just described is the very bane of my existence. How did you know? Have you been peeking at my personal diaries again?
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Yes. Also, you’re out of headache medication, so I made a note on your shopping list.
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My last couple of bosses were so impressed by my writing credentials they didn’t question anything I did.
I don’t think the new guy will be so easily bamboozled.
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I know how you feel. My boss can’t read either.
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oh, and when you’re done with the changes? clean up the wall, will you?
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Will do. I can manage mindless tasks.
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Gosh, my head does that all the time! It feels kind of good.
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It’s good to keep an open mind about these things.
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He’s done scanned himself!
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Too much of that and I’ll go blind.
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I find methadone is a big help
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The only problem is I have to take it as a suppository now.
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Yes, I find that blowing my head off in an explosion of brain and blood really helps with my headaches too, something about eradicating the root of the problem…
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Exactly. Trepanning is for wimps.
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I found myself wishing my head would explode several times today. Maybe tomorrow.
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That can be arranged. I’ll get our personnel department to send you an application form.
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you know what the cure for a migraine is? 2 syndol. not 1, 2.
also, “ee” is NOT a word.
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True, but “axon” is.
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as is SYZYGY!!!!!
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Nice, but could you make it a bit more blue next time.
Sx
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I don’t know. I think I’m a bit too common for that.
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Have you tried Ergodryl? You may have to get a compound chemist to whip some up but it really does work
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A chemist with whips? Kinky.
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try some rescue remedy.
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Thank you, Dr Placebo.
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Do you still think my box of 100 Syndol was such an extravagance? Huh? Huh? I neeeed them. And my axons are aching. They make a sound like this: EE EE EE – see? it is too a word. Still suffering from a lack of Zen placement I guess?
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It’s not a word, it’s the soundtrack to ‘Psycho’. Where is your Zen now?
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the soundtrack to Psycho…how apt.
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and talking of blowing yer head off … i’ve had that bloody bonnie tyler toon on repeat in my frazzled mind since i read your message on my blog … i will Git You. 🙂
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Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
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” It’s perfect!… only can you move the whole building 5ocm to the left?”
I’ve already popped two Advils today. I still have to pick up my car at the repair shop. I’ll propably have an aneurism when I see the final bill.
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Try and have the aneurysm before they take your money.
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Got some Scanners in your office do you?
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Yes. Actually, they’re Ironside photocopier / scanner combos.
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Ah the joys of employment. Wouldn’t we all be happier dancing in cornfields?
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We would. No morris dancing, though.
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What I hate even more is when you get sent a large document by email, and you (foolishly) presume the sender has sorted all the page settings, etc., and you print out the document, and then discover, 70 pages later, (usually half of them blank or with a column running down the left-hand edge) that you were wrong! Aaarrrggghhhh!
Death is too kind a punishment, methinks!
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Right. So a fate worse than death, then?
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Yep. I’m thinking Chinese water torture, stretching on racks, burning candles below exposed genitals. Of course, all in a day’s play if one is kinky… >:)
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Having a bad day?
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Nah, it’s pretty typical. Why do you ask?
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Big Pharma must be loving all your aches and pains. Shares might be a good idea.
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I might get arrested for insider trading.
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Today, it’s a video and Muggins, thinking it was from you, clicked. Muggins no longer think it’s from you.
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Never click on the link! Also, don’t cross the streams. It would be bad.
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Splat! Aha……
King of the Universe!
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Heavy.
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Since I’m low woman on the totem pole at my work, I’d have to clean up this man’s blood. I’d use a vinegar/baking soda solution, but the office would still reek of plasma.
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It’s a perk if you’re a vampire.
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I see you’ve been making headway again.
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Yes. Important to make an impact.
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