I’m glad I’m now too “senior” for the boss to have me sit in for him at whatever meetings he can’t make. The young (and dumb) keeners lap that shit up like it’s electric kool-aid. Good for them.
i’ve delegated out a delegation before. it didn’t pan out well; the delegate I sent got so drunk at the event that she missed work the next day, and had the nerve to thank me publically for the smashing good time. let’s hope your delegate sends the office cat.
Yes, send in a woman and insist you has gender reassignment surgery. That way everyone at the office can go for counciling and transgender sensitivity training.
the other side of the mountain 
At this rate, it will eventually get delegated to the office cat.
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I’ll have you know that Fluffy is an excellent minute-taker.
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I wish there was a like button for comments.
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Ah, so this is what they mean when they say “you don’t want to stand out from the crowd” – you’re a penguin??
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Ed Zachary. I knew you’d understand.
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next time? offer the opportunity to a woman. kicks it up a notch…
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What is this “woman” creature that you refer to?
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I’m glad I’m now too “senior” for the boss to have me sit in for him at whatever meetings he can’t make. The young (and dumb) keeners lap that shit up like it’s electric kool-aid. Good for them.
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Give them time. They’ll learn that you need to snort electric Kool-aid.
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I wish I had thought to delegate back when I ran the meetings. (Actually, that’s not true – I loved meetings because it was a chance not to work.)
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That’s why I don’t have time to go to meetings: I have work to do.
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i’ve delegated out a delegation before. it didn’t pan out well; the delegate I sent got so drunk at the event that she missed work the next day, and had the nerve to thank me publically for the smashing good time. let’s hope your delegate sends the office cat.
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But I need Fluffy to help me
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I like what I’m hearing about Fluffy so far.
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Fluffy likes what he hears about you, too.
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daisyfae is good for hiding bodies
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Does that mean she’s good at finding antibodies?
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Ahh, my job!
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You pretend you’re me?
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Hahaha! I don’t know why, but this was one of my favorites!
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I know why! All the others sucked.
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I’m with Dais. Mix it up a bit and see if they notice.
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Excellent. I’ll send you all the details for Monday’s meeting.
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Every office ought to have an office cat.
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A dung beetle would be more useful here.
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aaaawww shit!
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Rock ‘n’ roll!
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We never had an office cat, but we did have a couple of goldfish that used to stand in for the MD when he was on the golfcourse.
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I take it his handicap was his intellectual capactiy?
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Wahahahahahah! 🙂
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Sadly, that’s what she said.
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Look on the upside. This way you can legitimately use that ole “noboby informed me it was required” excuse when you forgot to do something.
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I never uses that excuse. I tend to go the “I didn’t do it because it was stupid” route.
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Yes, send in a woman and insist you has gender reassignment surgery. That way everyone at the office can go for counciling and transgender sensitivity training.
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Nobody’s going to fall for that one. Again.
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I have a life-size cardboard cut out of myself for that sort of thing.
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Can I borrow it?
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Fake an orgasm in the middle of the meeting………
Seemed a good idea at the time.
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That would be your stand in doing the meeting monkey.
Stand up is so much more entertaining.
He’ll be invited forthwith instead of you and nobody will question why:)
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We’re engineers. Humour is a bit past the pale for us.
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I wish I had someone who was my delegate for work so I could just stay home and watch The View. Damn real life.
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I could loan you a few minions as long as you don’t break them.
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Oh, and, lose the helmet.
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Or at least choose a better colour.
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