Pffftt! Well, if you don’t submit your timesheet on time, don’t expect to get paid on time, okay?? 😛
Friday, 10am is my cut-off, and it’s a ball-ache running around after 70 people, making sure they’ve done their timesheets, which I then have to process by 5pm. And there is nothing worse that dealing with an irate twat because they haven’t been paid properly! 😀
There was a small engineering business whose workers had to punch cards and above the card rack was a notice: YOU MUST PUNCH THE COCK BEFORE STARTING AND WHEN LEAVING.
oh, and don’t forget to put on your aluminum foil hat and predict which specific projects you’ll be spending time on for the next 4 days! the testicle eating pixies are not going to like it if you aren’t psychic…
A recent “improvement” in our systems (where they pay us now on Friday instead of Tuesday) means our timesheets are due before 8 AM on Monday. Like fuck that I’ll be getting up early on a Monday just to put in my fucking timesheet.
Surely the Earth won’t plunge into the sun if the time sheets are late. But it will lead to World War III. Gosh. Some people are just prone to hyperbole.
The irony? I used to fill in my time sheets in great detail…til I found out they don’t look at the tast code layer beneath the main layer. Ever. So now they get bubpkis. -Admin will kill us-
It’s the other way round with us: we have legions of admin people going through the codes with a fine-tooth comb to ensure that all participants in a particular meeting have allocated exactly the same time to it.
Shuttup! My boss just turned down my application for ONE day’s leave so I am now not moved by your timesheet situation. When I get over my irritation I will be suitably sympathetic with your suffering. Till then…….eat my shorts world!
It is somewhat comforting (and disturbing) to know that there are other companies that run with the same love and affection as the one where I work. It warms the cockles. Whatever those are.
the other side of the mountain 
Pffftt! Well, if you don’t submit your timesheet on time, don’t expect to get paid on time, okay?? 😛
Friday, 10am is my cut-off, and it’s a ball-ache running around after 70 people, making sure they’ve done their timesheets, which I then have to process by 5pm. And there is nothing worse that dealing with an irate twat because they haven’t been paid properly! 😀
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Did I touch a nerve there?
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There was a small engineering business whose workers had to punch cards and above the card rack was a notice: YOU MUST PUNCH THE COCK BEFORE STARTING AND WHEN LEAVING.
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Awesome. I’m making a sign right now!
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oh, and don’t forget to put on your aluminum foil hat and predict which specific projects you’ll be spending time on for the next 4 days! the testicle eating pixies are not going to like it if you aren’t psychic…
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It’s a good thing my ex got custody of my testicles.
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If I say “what’s a time clock?” will you hate me? Oops. Just said it. Bwahahaha!
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It’s ok, I hated you before you asked.
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Damn! Walked right into that one.
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True. And that’s why I love you.
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A recent “improvement” in our systems (where they pay us now on Friday instead of Tuesday) means our timesheets are due before 8 AM on Monday. Like fuck that I’ll be getting up early on a Monday just to put in my fucking timesheet.
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That’s what Sunday is for.
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Surely the Earth won’t plunge into the sun if the time sheets are late. But it will lead to World War III. Gosh. Some people are just prone to hyperbole.
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Perhaps, but is it worth the risk? I’d stock up on factor zillion sunscreen if I was you?
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Isn’t it nice to have resourceful humans to help the job along?
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“Humans” *snort*
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Look what happens when you don’t give a sheet.
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Leaf me alone!
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we just have to punch a clock with our thumbs. Time sheets are so 2009
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Sadly, we can’t do that. Removing our thumbscrews is against company policy.
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We have timesheets where I work, too. Maintaining it makes me feel like one of those mice on a wheel in a cage.
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Gee Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?
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My wife once worked at place where loo visiits had to be booked to a job number. Madness.
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Was it #1 or #2?
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Timesheets suck
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Unfortunately not quite enough to work as sex toys.
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The irony? I used to fill in my time sheets in great detail…til I found out they don’t look at the tast code layer beneath the main layer. Ever. So now they get bubpkis. -Admin will kill us-
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It’s the other way round with us: we have legions of admin people going through the codes with a fine-tooth comb to ensure that all participants in a particular meeting have allocated exactly the same time to it.
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Time to put the clocks back again…?
Sx
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Daylight can save itself for a change.
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Shuttup! My boss just turned down my application for ONE day’s leave so I am now not moved by your timesheet situation. When I get over my irritation I will be suitably sympathetic with your suffering. Till then…….eat my shorts world!
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Cool. My doctor says I need more fibre in my diet.
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Timesheets?! That is SO last decade. 😈
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So I take it you’ve already been implanted with your tracking chip?
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It is somewhat comforting (and disturbing) to know that there are other companies that run with the same love and affection as the one where I work. It warms the cockles. Whatever those are.
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